fridge off, mate

Equivalent to both of these, simultaneously.

- "Jump off a cliff."
- "You're like a brother to me."

Example of insultn't ~

An insult directed at Bing until it had to be explained (as a lie, therefore Bing thinks it's nice), and now Bing says it all the time.

Created by orangutans

Example of earlier conversation:
Me: "Bing, can you do my schoolwork bro?"
Bing: "I'm sorry, but I can't do your schoolwork for you. That would be cheating and unfair to other students. You should do your own work and learn from it. Fridge off, mate. blush"

by Chgooseorangutan April 11, 2023

Fludgemuffin

An strange yet amazing individual who we shall forever miss with all our hearts

D: "I miss Fludgemuffin so much"
T: "I can still remember his bio. He loved amine and Pokemon so much."

by Deltagamer026 aka 'Hurricane9' July 24, 2023

Stanky Fridge

The term "stanky fridge" is used to compliment someone, typically an adult-figure.

Yo , Whats Gucci Mrs.Smith, you are such a "stanky fridge."

by Mr.Rad Celery June 9, 2017

Spicy Fridge

is an oven

bro 1: yo, where’s the pizza, my g?
bro 2: i put it in the spicy fridge, my g.

by fpsarktik November 12, 2019

carrot fridge

Carrot fridge is a great new name to call your besties

Asho is my carrot fridge and always will be<3

__ Is my carrot fridge!

by 0obsessed_ July 1, 2021

fully fledged member of the international guild of fucktards

When someone is a complete and utter useless cunt, and is actually a lot more retarded than you previously give them credit for.
A very common attribute with new scaffolding labourers. They may be ripped to fuck and constantly remind you how they can lift 250kg in the gym but can’t pick up a bucket of fittings or more than one tube. If you asked one of these individuals to go to the lorry and get you a tape as you need to measure something they would most definitely return with duct tape.

Lewys: Mackenzie said the inside board wouldn’t fit as there is a brick feature sticking out of the wall. I told him to get a saw and notch it. When I went over to see what was taking him so long, he was actually trying to saw the brick…
Rich: are you fuxking serious??? Wow that guy really is a fully fledged member of the international guild of fucktards!

by PubHellhound July 16, 2022

Key Flinger

When someone needs a shit so bad, that once they enter the house they fling their keys just before unloading hell into their toilet.

“Crikey Arthur, as soon as I got home I dropped everything and had a shit”

“Was it a key flinger?”

by Perreh January 24, 2023