federally protected wetlands

Jenna Bush's Snatch

Now that she's 18, I guess Jenna's federally protected wetlands are open for public drilling.

by Aesop April 30, 2004

United Federation Of Planets

The Organization to which the Borg think it is only ever neccessary to send one Cube at a time to assimilate, even if it fails every time.

ST first contact (at Earth, attacking the United Federation of Planets); "One cube has entered visual range. Speed warp 9 point..."
ST voy (In Delta Quadrant); They swarmed our system - Hundreds of Cubes.

by Hyperbeing December 18, 2005

fever swamp

A political website or mindset that is prone to wild accusations and is especially susceptible to conspiracy theories.

Vince Foster's death is still called murder in the fever swamps.

by mark marshall November 13, 2004

Fever

A strong urge for something. Commonly used after a noun.

I have wedding fever but I don’t want to go through all the planning for it.

by Rose water December 20, 2018

i got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell

This phrase was made famous by Christopher Walken in the SNL sketch "More Cowbell". He plays a famous record producer, who insists that Blue Oyster Cult increase the volume of the cowbell in their studio recording takes of "Don't Fear the Reaper".

Walken (as record producer): "I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell!"

by Moose Boy May 2, 2008

cabin fever

Being stuck indoors for a prolonged period of time during the winter months and suffering from depression caused from a vitamin deficiency caused by a lack of sunlight and sick of being inside with the same people for months on end.

I have cabin fever so bad from being stuck inside the house with my stupid brothers and sisters all winter long!

by arlinm December 28, 2005

bieber fever

a disease that is caused by listening and progressively becoming obsessed to Justin Bieber and his music. 1 in 4 children worldwide die from this every 15 seconds. if you or anyone you know start getting symptoms (starting to think justin's music is good and think the lyrics are smart) contact the nearest doctor immedeatly.

Person 1: OMG I LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER!

Person 2: OMG WE HAVE TO GET YOU TO A HOSPITAL RIGHT NOW! YOU HAVE BIEBER FEVER!

by departmentofmysteries September 11, 2011