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Fartporn

Fart Pornography, or videos/images of someone farting, usually somewhat sexual, but not necessarily.
1. Holy fucking shit I just watched the best fartporn of my life
2. Oh yeah? What site did you find it?

1. Fartporn.com
by stenchy May 4, 2022
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Farpoon

(v) Farpoon - A fart, specifically delivered by a female while a gentleman is spooning her, much to the disgruntle of said gent'.
pt - Farpooned - To have been farted on whilst spooning a female, generally felt by means of a penile vibration whilst dozing off.
"Aww fuck, man! I nearly shat the bed, she farted against me dick as I gave her a cuddle!"
"Yeah mate....sounds like you've been farpooned"

"I woke with such a startle; like a mini earthquake had just hit my cock....I think the dirty cow had farpooned me!"
by anonymous June 14, 2022
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Fartporn

I honestly have no fucking idea but honestly it’s when somebody farts in a p0rn video.
YO JOHN YESTERDAY I DID A P0RN VID AND I JUST FARTPORNED
by dayoo66 June 15, 2022
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fartpisneeze

Someone farts, pisses and sneezes at the same time, Oh my God!
Ew, he fartpisneezed.
by envger July 20, 2022
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farugh

someone who is annoying and stupid like an animal
and can make you want to punch their face
I hate Farugh
by Bhnrsmi July 25, 2022
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Faruq

A name that is chosen for people who are best
Faruq is getting paid
by Mr.Orang August 1, 2022
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fartphobia

a Fear of farts
Meri was scared when startling farted. she has fartphobia
by DXSRUPPTED August 4, 2022
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