Fart Pornography, or videos/images of someone farting, usually somewhat sexual, but not necessarily.
1. Holy fucking shit I just watched the best fartporn of my life
2. Oh yeah? What site did you find it?
1. Fartporn.com
2. Oh yeah? What site did you find it?
1. Fartporn.com
by stenchy May 4, 2022
Get the Fartporn mug.(v) Farpoon - A fart, specifically delivered by a female while a gentleman is spooning her, much to the disgruntle of said gent'.
pt - Farpooned - To have been farted on whilst spooning a female, generally felt by means of a penile vibration whilst dozing off.
pt - Farpooned - To have been farted on whilst spooning a female, generally felt by means of a penile vibration whilst dozing off.
"Aww fuck, man! I nearly shat the bed, she farted against me dick as I gave her a cuddle!"
"Yeah mate....sounds like you've been farpooned"
"I woke with such a startle; like a mini earthquake had just hit my cock....I think the dirty cow had farpooned me!"
"Yeah mate....sounds like you've been farpooned"
"I woke with such a startle; like a mini earthquake had just hit my cock....I think the dirty cow had farpooned me!"
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