A false or fake exterior to something. Usually made out of a shit stained substance. Used to make subject look better or of higher quality when really it isn’t. Typically used for superficial purposes.
Wow Gary, the outside of that home looks so magnificent, but once you pass through the front door, you can you see how much of a piece of shit façade it really was.
by TrippleJ July 23, 2018
Get the Façade mug.The term used to describe the pain in the facial muscles felt after prolonged fake smiling.
Also used to describe a less than attractive person.
Also used to describe a less than attractive person.
Oww, I got bad faceache after that dinner with the out-laws.
Poor Fern, nice enough but what a faceache.
Poor Fern, nice enough but what a faceache.
by Greg & Sez May 7, 2007
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Get the Irish Facial mug.the act of ejaculating during anal intercourse , then having the ejaculate sprayed onto your face via flatulent projection.
hey Tanner, gimme a blurry facial
wow! that was quite a blurry facial
dave likes blurry facials.
did you see scott take that blurry facial?
wow! that was quite a blurry facial
dave likes blurry facials.
did you see scott take that blurry facial?
by Taylor Keith Gregory April 25, 2007
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Get the Guatemalan Facehat mug.similar to faching!faching!, but not as severe. instead of running, frodo dodo is only jogging, and thus the fachings arent fachinging alot
by schilly willy December 28, 2005
Get the Faching mug.When a man cums on a woman's face, thereby making her his BITCH. Often seen in porn, the attempt on one's girlfriend will usually leave the man single, unless she is a kinky freak, then by all means go ahead and give her a facial. She could use the skin treatment anyhow.
by PartyProblem November 15, 2011
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