by Pat Toma January 14, 2008

by Scribbly1 August 12, 2008

Facebook: a social networking website used to distract college students from doing their work. There are many addictive games that take over one's life and they cannot function without getting their daily fix. In result, everyone fails at least one class and the colleges make more money.
"Hey, Bill, did you study for the calculus test last night?"
"Nah, I was on Facebook playing Mafia Wars until 3am!"
"Nah, I was on Facebook playing Mafia Wars until 3am!"
by steeeee April 13, 2009

A social media platform for people who's political candidate recently lost an election to express graphically how tightly their panties are knotted up into a wad. In the event of male participants see: Mangina
Hey! I just came up with another reason they can impeach Trump! I'm going to post it to Facebook. He never should have won anyway. Hillary was the better candidate
by Stubruce January 10, 2017

by Greis1984 February 27, 2009

sally: i just made a facebook!
suzie: you freakin douche. Nobody interesting has a facebook!
sally: i was just trying to be sophisticated :(
suzie: you're fired from life. get a myspace.
suzie: you freakin douche. Nobody interesting has a facebook!
sally: i was just trying to be sophisticated :(
suzie: you're fired from life. get a myspace.
by sarah_oh April 28, 2008

by H. Jane August 21, 2008
