facebook

adjective; a "tool", or someone with no life and a small shmeckzel.

"dude you're so facebook"
"suck my facebook"
"you son of a facebook"

by Pat Toma January 14, 2008

Facebooker

Cool person who realizes MySpace sucks and just wants web presence to keep in touch with friends.

MySpace is ghey, so I'm a facebooker now.

by Scribbly1 August 12, 2008

facebook

Facebook: a social networking website used to distract college students from doing their work. There are many addictive games that take over one's life and they cannot function without getting their daily fix. In result, everyone fails at least one class and the colleges make more money.

"Hey, Bill, did you study for the calculus test last night?"
"Nah, I was on Facebook playing Mafia Wars until 3am!"

by steeeee April 13, 2009

Facebook

A social media platform for people who's political candidate recently lost an election to express graphically how tightly their panties are knotted up into a wad. In the event of male participants see: Mangina

Hey! I just came up with another reason they can impeach Trump! I'm going to post it to Facebook. He never should have won anyway. Hillary was the better candidate

by Stubruce January 10, 2017

facebook

Facebook---Where the face never faces a book!

Mary failed her first exam because she had been facebooking.

by Greis1984 February 27, 2009

facebook

A wannabe myspace.
It makes people think they are
more sophisticated than those with myspaces.

sally: i just made a facebook!
suzie: you freakin douche. Nobody interesting has a facebook!
sally: i was just trying to be sophisticated :(

suzie: you're fired from life. get a myspace.

by sarah_oh April 28, 2008

Facebooked

A person who is caught doing something illegal by police who used Facebook statuses by said person to bring their illegal actions to light. Basically, police search for stuff on Facebook and people's incriminating status updates get them caught.

An example of a news story about a person who was Facebooked:

Police arrested a 23 year old Mark Johnson today for allegedly posting on Facebook that he was going to score a lot of money for his crystal meth earlier this week. He has been charged with owning and operating a meth lab and police say his statements on Facebook lead to his arrest after a quick search.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 22, 2010