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Jack Douglas : "I'll be finished as soon as I've knocked her back door in and put me extension up"
Sid James : "Hwar har har!"
Sid James : "Hwar har har!"
by TC Raymond August 15, 2005
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The commonly found ability and/or disorder for a video gamer to experience the sensation of physical harm when only experiencing an occurrence in video games (Commonly used acronym: ENS or ENP for the alternatively used Extended Nerve Perception)
Man: Ow!!! Did you see that grenade?
Woman: Whoa man, experiencing some Extended Nerve Syndrome over there?
Woman: Whoa man, experiencing some Extended Nerve Syndrome over there?
by IHaveYourSealab March 14, 2009
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by SuperSexyScaper June 2, 2009
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Guy2: "Oh, holy crap... it was a complete Expediance!!! The retards at the travel agency made a good job: the flight was delayed for hours, before finally being cancelled - since the airline didn't exist. The 'exclusive hotel' included in the package burned down, before it was even built. Luckily, the vouchers for the rental car were stolen by the employee of the car hire company - along with the car. And the idiots from E$#@&%*.com didn't reimburse a penny!"
Guy2: "Guess what! That's the 'genuine advantage' of a Microsoft company..."
Guy2: "Oh, holy crap... it was a complete Expediance!!! The retards at the travel agency made a good job: the flight was delayed for hours, before finally being cancelled - since the airline didn't exist. The 'exclusive hotel' included in the package burned down, before it was even built. Luckily, the vouchers for the rental car were stolen by the employee of the car hire company - along with the car. And the idiots from E$#@&%*.com didn't reimburse a penny!"
Guy2: "Guess what! That's the 'genuine advantage' of a Microsoft company..."
by Hitchhiker2Frustration October 16, 2010
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The roots of the word are "expediate" and, of course, "inebriation".
The roots of the word are "expediate" and, of course, "inebriation".
"Dude, bro, I'm so drunk. How long ago did we start?"
"Dude, I can't even remember..."
"Dude, look at the clock!"
"Dude... we started like 10 minutes ago!"
"Duuude! How'd that happen?"
"Must be expediebriation."
"How do you spell that?"
Warning: Consumption of Four Loko or any other carbonated and caffienated malt beverage may cause expediebriation.
"Dude, I can't even remember..."
"Dude, look at the clock!"
"Dude... we started like 10 minutes ago!"
"Duuude! How'd that happen?"
"Must be expediebriation."
"How do you spell that?"
Warning: Consumption of Four Loko or any other carbonated and caffienated malt beverage may cause expediebriation.
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