exit-ortion

The retailers practice of trying to extract donations, often for unknown charities, from customers at the checkout -

"would you like to make a contribution to .... today?".

The cashier tried asked for an exit-ortion donation at the checkout.

by bamca July 25, 2017

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exit wounds

1. The effect of eating especially spicy food, as felt on one's anus when excreting 24-48 hrs later. 2. the aftereffects of any especially bowel-moving event in general, such as diarrhea or Indian food not spicy enough for the first definition.

The Thai place I hit for lunch and the Mexican one for dinner were awesome, but I am seriously dreading the exit wounds I'll have!!!!

by Javrel January 29, 2019

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Wet exit

When you have to quickly leave somewhere because you've peed yourself.

I was having a great time at the party, but I sneezed too hard and had to make a wet exit.

by Ralphnodon February 8, 2019

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American Exit

Making and attempt to politely leave a party while considerably drunk. Often against the will of other party-goers and who may try to physically stop the endeavor. Similar to the Canadian Goodbye.

The group of women at the front door stopped his American Exit.

by Foreskingamer69 February 4, 2023

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Mick exit

A Mick exit is when someone suddenly leave an outing or an event without saying bye to anyone. It is characterized by subtly paying for everyone before leaving.

We were out drinking at a bar and he did a mick exit again. Never saw him leave, we waited and searched for him for 20 minutes before asking the barmaid. She looked surprised and told us he had payed for everyone leaving a 100% tip.

by DefinitionAndExplanation January 3, 2024

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