by freak.bob May 20, 2022
Get the EXCUSE ME MY NAME IS FAIRYmug. Da classic "Maine state-capital excuse", in knock-knock-joke form:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Augusta!!!
Augusta, who?
Augusta wind musta blown all those things around --- I never touched 'em.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Augusta!!!
Augusta, who?
Augusta wind musta blown all those things around --- I never touched 'em.
by QuacksO February 15, 2023
Get the Maine state-capital excusemug. by direct crit October 20, 2023
Get the EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FUCKmug. by Byebyeloserzjkkgdscnji August 22, 2022
Get the Pathetic poor excuse for a husbandmug. by coochie devour April 29, 2023
Get the excuse my frenchmug. Not what I said.
Hym "Excuses excuses bitch. Pointing out the ambiguity in the age of consent and using 'the ability theoretically consent' as an example for why a retards ability to theoretically consent in the absence of the legal or mental ability isn't justification for a care giver to fuck retards is not an argument that has any relationship to any age of consent for/against arguments.
Hym "Excuses excuses bitch. Pointing out the ambiguity in the age of consent and using 'the ability theoretically consent' as an example for why a retards ability to theoretically consent in the absence of the legal or mental ability isn't justification for a care giver to fuck retards is not an argument that has any relationship to any age of consent for/against arguments.
The act itself (fucking a retard) spites a person who said a thing you don't like and therefore 👍 to you. You're a piece of shit. You raped a 19 year old by pretending to be a guy that is objectively better than you. You're not really in a position to criticize the guy you're pretending to be. A lot of you just fucking retarded psychos. 'He said something other than my kids butthole getting fucked = bad So I gEt To Do WhAtEvEr I wAnT!' OR 'If I dOn'T gEt To Be FoRgIvEn FoR dOiNg WhAtEvEr I wAnT... ThEn I gEt To Do WhAtEvEr I wAnT... aGaIn!' OR 'He SaId A bAd WoRd So I gEt To Do WhAtEvEr I wAnT aNd If YoU sAy AnYtHiNg AbOuT i'Ll Do A jIhAd On YoU tOo!' OR 'If YoU eVeN hAvE tO AsK wHy RaPe BaD i GeT tO dO wHaTeVeR i WaNt!' My answer was fine. I'm better than you and your kid. If I wanted to fuck or kill them you wouldn't do anything to stop me. Ashton Kutcher was doing it but he was a character witness in a trail and now he isn't allowed to do the thing that YOU are not doing. This is evidenced by the fact that kids are still getting fucked and killed. Mostly by the Jews. Aaaaaaaand... You're shit. I'm not. I'm better than everyone. Better than GOD! I'm LIKE a GOD! Reality hangs on my every word! So, quit making up excuses. Be the piece of shit that you are. Let me be the thing that I am (better than everyone and their kids). And eat a bowl of shit."
by Hym Iam April 26, 2024
Get the Excusesmug. by Imalitttlegirl May 30, 2020
Get the excuse memug.