An unqualified individual who thru what seems like sheer magic manages to get themselves a job at a real estate company. Have they ever sold real estate? no, have they ever done mortgages? no, have they ever done closings? no. Their only skill is simply to be able to spot companies with weak leadership who allow them to collect a salary for doing absolutely nothing of meaning or tangible value for the organizations they represent.
Uber Driver: If you need any help with your Real Estate needs I can point you in the right direction, I just do this for fun, I'm actually a Real Estate Business Developer for a Real Estate company.
Passenger: So you sell real estate?
Uber Driver: Nah, I just watch tik toks and make posts in social media with quotes I find about authenticity, power and confidence.
Passenger: You missed my stop
Passenger: So you sell real estate?
Uber Driver: Nah, I just watch tik toks and make posts in social media with quotes I find about authenticity, power and confidence.
Passenger: You missed my stop
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1. A way of expressing appreciation for one's existence. This can be either romantic or friendly appreciation, but on Friday's it's strictly romantic.
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1. A way of expressing appreciation for one's existence. This can be either romantic or friendly appreciation, but on Friday's it's strictly romantic.
2. A way of expressing motivation to be productive.
3. A way of cheering someone up.
4. A way of congratulating someone on something.
Friend: I failed the exam.
You: Well, mi gato está muerto porque estuvo debajo de mi carro por cinco años.
Friend: Comí pizza hoy.
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Friend: I wanna tickle your earlobe.
You: Mi gato está muerto.
You: Well, mi gato está muerto porque estuvo debajo de mi carro por cinco años.
Friend: Comí pizza hoy.
You: Ayyy! Mi gato está muerto porque estaba debajo de mi carro.
Friend: I wanna tickle your earlobe.
You: Mi gato está muerto.
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