Essence likes food she’s very kind she nevers bullying anyone if her cuzzin was bullying someone she definitely wouldn’t help her favorite food is broccoli and her friends are very fucking weird speaking from the heart xoxo!
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Julia- so Sharon, how was your date with Dan?
Sharon- Awful, until he gave me the old Essex windscreen wiper
Sharon- Awful, until he gave me the old Essex windscreen wiper
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a nice person but very emotional. he is generous and has a kind heart. likes girls but loves to be with one. in simpler words, AWESOME
he is an essel
by _black.cougar_ May 17, 2018
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Hey man, that girl has a beautiful girl who’s always showing how much she loves him. Oh, she must be an Easen!
by Mark Tutterman May 7, 2018
Get the easen mug.Eisenhower High School, the worst school ever. horrible teachers. everyone’s failing. everyone comes to school either high or drunk off they asses. the guys get bjs in the janitors closet ;) the girls pussy always stankkk. when u walk past the bathroom all you smell is mango mixed with shit. them bathrooms be full of blood all over the damn seat and floor. the girls are all desperate so they fuck grown men. the guys are always scratching their balls or always have boners failing horribly to hide it. the girls have no shame with showin they nasty ass bodies. at hoco everyone was gettin sexual even during songs that u don’t. all you see is air forces. bitches be singing in the hallways bc they dgaf. there is canine drug searches randomly all the damn time. everyone a snitch lowkey. the pep rallys are actually so boring n pointless. you’re only cool if u got a truck or another expensive car. the girls be gettin mono all the time. ppl spreading rumors bout other ppl bein pregnant. all the teachers tryna fuck the students...literally. who name they school “ike” tf. all in all don’t fuckin go here. issa big mistake. no cap frfr
Guy1: “yo have u heard of Eisenhower High School?”
Guy2: “yea ain’t that the school with a fuck ton of sex offenders?”
Guy1: “yea but i heard it’s full of hoes”
Guy2: “but they all nasty”
Guy1: “true i just need some pussy”
Guy2: “go fuck ur sister or sum man”
Guy1: “i already did maybe i’ll fuck my cousin now she fine”
Guy2: “ shit threesome?”
Guy2: “yea ain’t that the school with a fuck ton of sex offenders?”
Guy1: “yea but i heard it’s full of hoes”
Guy2: “but they all nasty”
Guy1: “true i just need some pussy”
Guy2: “go fuck ur sister or sum man”
Guy1: “i already did maybe i’ll fuck my cousin now she fine”
Guy2: “ shit threesome?”
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