Erik

Very sexy, handsome and nice guy. Probably the nicest guy you'll ever meet. Has the biggest dick in the room.

Some think that people with the name Erik are gods among mortals.

Person 1: is that Erik?
Person 2: That guy is god
Person 1: You mean like Jesus?
Person 2: Better than Jesus!

by Actual God 1337 69 December 4, 2021

Erik Ask

Nordic/German first name, meaning "man who loves his wife, as well as grilling". He's good at being bad and loves OSU. His girlfriend lives in the ground (jordekorre)

"That Erik Ask sure loves his wife"

by Erik ask March 16, 2021

Erik

He is the most wonderful man you will every meet. He is so pretty and has a heart of gold. But be careful, because he’s sexy and you won’t be the only girl wanting him.
A secret that he will never tell anyone is, that he can be emotional too.

Girl1: Who’s that good looking guy?
Girl2: Oh, that’s Erik. If you want him you need to be quick otherwise he will have another chick.

by ziemlich heiß January 12, 2022

The Eager Erik

One consumes an unhealthy amount of Michalob Ultra and after finishing inside your partner (male or female) he performs cuntalingus and consuming his own ejaculate. Also known as the Manahawkin Munch.

Dude, I got waisted on Ultra last night and gave myself "The Eager Erik", I found out I need to drink more pineapple juice and that he needs to Wipe a little better.

by Jersey Jester March 20, 2024

Erik

Egoistic asshole that, none likes because of his disqusting look, poor humor and their massive ego.

Look its Erik, i already get sick looking at him

by OnkoMeister September 12, 2018

Erik

narcissist, worst person alive, gets turned on little girls

Erik is a person who gets turned on by little girls.

by Smedix December 4, 2023

erik ahl

He is very sexy and have a big monster dick. All the girls are fighting with it.

Please erik ahl let me fight your big dick

by PHA THE REAL PHA December 12, 2016