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Eric Cantor

The current U.S. house majority leader and Eric Cartman's human form. Possibly the most immature douchebag ever to grace the halls of congress. Known for repeatedly interrupting the president during meetings, refusing to even discuss ideas put forth by the other party no matter how valid, and walking out if he can't get his way on everything.

When he couldn't get his cuts passed, decided to play politics with disaster victims by holding their relief funds hostage.

Thinks we should defund the USGS, because we don't really need all those earthquake sensors, do we? Apparently his deity doesn't agree - months after Cantor made those comments, an unprecedented magnitude 6 earthquake centered squarely in Cantor's own congressional district rattled the whole east coast.

Calls the Occupy Wall Street protesters "dangerous mobs pitting Americans against Americans", even though he referred to the Tea Party protests as "fighting on the front lines of a battle for our democracy".
by coffee_drinker October 17, 2011
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eric northman

one hot sexy beast of a vampire.

-even though he has lived for over a 1000 years he still retains a sense of humor and extreme badassness.

-the sheriff of the general bon temps and surrounding area (area 5), and owner of the club fangtasia which he runs with his prodigy named pam.

-he can fly

*amnesia makes him even sexier.
true blood fan 1-"bill is so hot, how could sookie go for anyone else?"

true blood fan 2-"uhhh cause eric northman is there?"

true blood fan 1-"pshh that'll never happen, they cant break up sookie and bill."

true blood fan 2-"lol, obviously you havent read the book ya tard..."
by smackdabber July 20, 2011
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erica peck

Amazingly diverse Toronto actress. Former star of the smash hit musical We Will Rock You, and current star of The Boys in the Photograph created by Andrew Lloyd Webber and Ben Elton.
Friend 1: Do you think Erica Peck is a good actress?

Friend 2: Hell yeah!
by scarlettt October 20, 2009
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The Fort Erie Curse

The curse in which everyone who leaves Fort Erie ends up finding their way back somehow.
I moved to Toronto for work but 5 years later I'm back here thanks to The Fort Erie Curse
by Fort Erie May 6, 2016
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Eris

Some sexy bitch who has no self confidence however she is the most beautiful girl ever. She's funny and clever.

If she was your girlfriend everyone would be jealous
DAMN ERIS IS FIT
by bornforthis June 22, 2010
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Pulling an Eric Weddle

When you suddenly start talking about your ex during a happy occasion.
Shawne: So how was the wedding?
Tom: It was pretty good until the groom got his ring, then he started talking about his ex, like he was never over the break up.
Shawne: Wow, talk about pulling an Eric Weddle.
by Family, Trust, and Respect February 16, 2022
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Dirty Erica

An angel from heaven... She is so perfect that people stop and stare in awe of her supreme beauty and intelligence. She only accepts the most perfect specimen of man. The man's penis must be both large and have great girth for this excellent creature.
The dirty Erica accepted the man's stout penis in to her glittery and angelic vjayjay.
by Erl78 March 12, 2017
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