poo envy 

Poo envy can happen when you are traveling with someone and the change in environment backs you both up to the point of sharing a prolonged stage of bloated discomfort.

Once one of you poos, the other will experience major POO ENVY.

Poo envy can also develop when you have been dissatisfied with your poos and then one friend gloats that they just had otherworldly poogasm and now finds herself in a state of poohoria.

I would have enjoyed our walk through Paris a lot more had I not been consumed with poo envy after you beat me to it.

poo envy by AG5000 August 19, 2014

instagram envy

When you are jealous of someone's instagram page or their theme.

Lucy: I am suffering from instagram envy of Sophie's page
Hannah: I know right she is "goals"

instagram envy by thejokerstere December 27, 2015

first-time envy 

the mild jealousy you feel when someone is experiencing for the first time something you love

"Maura has never read/watched Harry Potter, and she's just now starting Book One...ughhh #firsttimeenvy"

"George was really excited to introduce me to that album; I could tell he was feeling first-time envy."

first-time envy by flimsyB August 15, 2012

Sheenis Envy 

Hating on the legendary Charlie Sheen, Being envious or jealous of someones Rock star lifestyle .

Friend: "Charlie Sheen has gone to far"
Me: "Sounds like you have Sheenis Envy"

Friend: "Dude your G/F was sure pissed at you for coming out to the club tonight"
Me: "She's got Sheenis Envy"

Sheenis Envy by Kededu April 4, 2011

Vagina Envy 

When a man is envious of a woman's possession of a vagina; The opposite of penis envy

John just wanted to know what it felt like to have a vagina. He had vagina envy.

Vagina Envy by Jiffem July 1, 2015

Elf Envy 

Elf Envy... what guys get when any girl talks about Legolas too much. It is a proven fact that no guy can stand the sight of Orlando Bloom, due to his supreme desirability to women everywhere and the knowledge that they could never compare.

My boyfriend slowly turned green with supressed Elf Envy as he walked into my room, which was plastered wall-to-wall with posters of Orlando Bloom.

Elf Envy by Legolass November 9, 2004

gender envy 

when you want to be the8 from SEVENTEEN so much that u cry about it every day.

“Damn, look at The8, i want to be him so bad”
“Ikr, biggest gender envy ever !!”

gender envy by cocobuttflower January 22, 2021