gender envy

what you wanna look like if ur trans when u start transitioning

karl jacobs give me so much gender envy because hes SO FUCKING HANDSOME IM GONNA CRY

by maymay220 March 19, 2022

screenis envy

Smart phone screen size comparison between Apple and Samsung devices.

Guy 1: Hey guys, I just bought the new Samsung GS3.
Guy 2: And I just bought the new iPhone 5...but jeepers, your screen is so much larger that I have screenis envy comparing the two.

by AnOldGuy2 December 23, 2012

Bang Envy

The jealousy you feel when your girlfriend has the guts to cut bangs and you don't.

or

The jealousy you feel when your girlfriend gets to bang all the hot guys and you are stuck with her sloppy seconds.

1. Tina had such bang envy when she saw how hot Cheryl looked with her new bangs.

2. Tina was ridden with bang envy when Michael hit on her after he had sex with Cheryl.

by Tee Dubs Squared February 11, 2009

mug envy

The feeling of jealousy and betrayal you get when you catch/find a colleague or other drinking from a mug that is specifically yours, that you always drink from and is always on your work desk, without your permission. Such an event tends to happen when you are away from the mug and people think you're not looking, won't notice, won't catch them or when you have gone out and the individual thinks they'll be finished with it in time before you get back, but you get back early and catch them. Mug envy can happen when someone steals your mug intentionally or accidentally.

*Jane finishes her hot drink, washes it up and leaves the office to go out*

Carl (To himself): "There's no standard mugs left here, just Jane's... I'll use that - she's gone out and I'll be finished before she gets back"

*Jane re-enters* "Silly me, forgot my diary... Oh, um, Carl - is that my mug you're drinking from?"

Carl: "Oh, yeah - I didn't think you'd be back so soon and yours is the only mug I can find to drink from"

Jand "Wow, mug envy much".

by OfficeNewb November 15, 2013

Panel Envy

When someone is jealous of the size of your flat panel because yours is bigger than theirs. Generally occurring in a technical or Geek-filled environment.

He had panel envy when he realized John's new screen was bigger than his!

by Crazy Chicken Chick October 26, 2010

Tentacle Envy

the extreme feeling of jealousy of Tentacles due to them getting into female anime characters when you cant

*beats meat to hentai*
person:sighs why can i not do that

bro beating it with him:dude you got Tentacle Envy

by Xx_epic420_xX June 23, 2020

community envy

A longing to be a part of someone else's community. Often triggered by perusing someone's friends and followers on social networks.

He saw how awesome her Twitter followers were and felt a deep sense of community envy.

by katealamode June 12, 2016