email mitosis

The process by which an email, which you are copied on, has replicated each of its replies, separated the thread into several identical threads, each containing in its own new information from the others copied, without you knowing what the fuck is going on anymore

Hey I was looking into that Baggage that got lost and I found that it wasn't in our storage facility.

Yeah, everyone already knew that because Someone else found it found it like an hour ago, I guess you weren't on that thread...

I think urban dictionary should have a definition about "email mitosis" to describe that phenomenon.

by andyisgodsgift January 3, 2014

Embielousment

When a Bielous over exaggerats a story, a description of a noun or an event.

Regular story:

I went swimming in a pool
An embielousment :
I went swimming in a pool filled with sharks and never got bit.

by F79MUD August 8, 2016

Emil

He is a sexy guy with a large dick around 12 inches and every girl that meets him will fall in love in seconds!

Ohh look Emil, he's so sexy!

by LightEgo1 June 8, 2017

Emil aganobitch

A little shit that thinks he is good at using a kickbike, but in reality he sucks so much ass.
He is in love with every girl on the planet.
He doesn’t dare to fight people in his own age, but he can fight younger kids but they usually win anyways.
He is also very aggressive

Hey faggot did u hear what Emil aganobitch did
Probably something stupid nigga

by The_swag_yo_man June 9, 2018

email fork

When your coworker does not respond to the latest reply of an email thread, the discussion becomes forked between his reply and the latest. The fork is more severe when an email volley is accumulating participants, and you get left out. in which case, you'll hope someone will loop you in. the fork could be unintentional if the forker is just a slow-ass chicken pecker. but if he has a rep of being a habitual threadjacker, it is probably not

To avoid an email fork of the thread with a client, Becky sent Chad a DM that she was drafting a response to the client's latest questions.

by DirtyWaterbury March 12, 2019

Embalm

Injecting chemicals into the bodies in your basement to keep them good for longer

"Hey bro you gotta embalm your ex-wife or shes gonna go bad"

by Bastard27 November 13, 2020

Emil Rysgaard

A person that are shit at ollie on a skateboard

what a Emil Rysgaard

by Epic Gamer69420360 October 12, 2020