the eternal grunt

What radiation poisoning is known as in certain Russian towns where the whole population is contaminated.

Don't assume that this is unique to Russia. America has the same problems, but American townies aren't guite poetic enough to come up with a similar phrase, so they just refer to it by it's medical name.

by Alex Quantashassle July 5, 2005

ESA (External Shit Annihilation)

When you take a shit and you, quite literally, annihilate the shit by beating the shit out of your shit.

Mike: You wanna go ESA together bro?
Jack: Yeah after we finish munging.
Mike: Hell Yeah! ESA (External Shit Annihilation) is the best!

by MaleVeronica July 25, 2018

Eternal X

Omg is teh fuxing pwn K =P

Eternal X is teh pwn

by Eternal X January 9, 2005

eternigig

When a musician plays a gig that seems to last forever.

Crowd: "Can y'all keep playing for another hour or so? We just wanna keep on dancin'!"

Band: "We just played for 5 hours! Who asks a cover band for an encore? This is well on its way to being an eternigig."

by MusicMan112RD June 16, 2009

Eternal Wrath

Exiled Alliance

I spent many years in eternal wrath and somehow ended up in Exiled Alliance.

by Finster November 23, 2003

external brain

A device one uses to record important data such as addresses and phone numbers. Typically a PDA, but can be as simple as a notepad and pen.

Hold on a second, let me put that in my external brain.

by ke6isf March 23, 2004

the eternal pendulum

The angelic movement of the pendulum as it swings from Fisty Cent, the 1st Duke of Milou, to Booty, the 1st of Tugwellian.

Booty's flying home from London, milling into the air stewardesses Fisty's on the ground f**ting himself. The pendulum would swing at a 46.6988 degrees angle from Fisty to Booty.

by C.I.C., The Zone October 14, 2003