Eli

He is a fucking dick, we all hate him he is a asshole I hate him fuck you eli he lookes like shit and he smell like shit and he is weak as fuck

“Hey” said Eli “fuck you”

by Neucnrnjrcnjrnchrn February 13, 2019

Eli

a fucking goof who thinks hes crazy and he worships toonie tuesday

I had sex with an Eli... and I got herpes

by elijiah singh gill November 14, 2016

Eli

Someone who has a face which is insanely deformed and attracted to the male sex.

Eli is such a bad friend its actually unreal.

by Lucagaming May 15, 2019

Eli

A pretty nice kid but is scared to come out of the closet.

Kyle is such an Eli

by yunogasai April 04, 2019

Elis

actual asshole

i hope elis chokes on a dick

by Mordelaine June 20, 2018

Eli

Bigger dick than motherfuckin' big dick Lamar. He's cute. He has a big dick. That's it

Damn I wish your dick was as big as Eli's

by Bigger dick Lamar December 02, 2016

Eli

a dipshit who is obsessed with girls and is a slime bag, sleaze, shit-faced derp

"Wow that pile of dog shit looks like Eli"

by Doglifefishface October 31, 2017