hazelwood elementry

This school is for people that need help

hazelwood elementry is were you need help

by hebegebederp January 20, 2022

Fringe element

(Indian English): Someone who is an Inner Party member but you immediately have to disown them due to their hate speech.

Official Statement: The offending person, a Spokesperson of the group, was actually just a fringe element who has been kicked out from our totally uncontroversial group.

by Dhakdhakgirl June 6, 2022

hero elementry

POrbaly is the worst show u could ever watch

this fucking show

everywhen acs the same and has shit superpowers Ugg worse than cailu

hero elementry is shit

by Isub2everyytchanelisee:3 May 13, 2022

mixing the elements

mixing weed and alcohol together

Jake: "Damn bro, the hangover is crazy! I was mixing the elements at a party

by fatasseatingcinnabuns May 31, 2023

certain element

a phrase used by closet bigots to make reference to blacks, hispanics, or any other racial group the bigot dislikes; the phrase allows the bigot to get the message accross while maintaining a false facade of propriety

Our local schools were better twenty years ago -- since then, a certain element has moved in.

by Big Steve September 7, 2004

Oak Knoll Elementary School

A rich, top notch, white majority school in Menlo Park, CA. What most people don't know is that there is a huge problem with fighting there. During my brief stay, I witnessed heads being smashed open with bricks, glasses smashed in fistfights, kids bending eachother's arms backwards around tree trunks. Horrible stuff, and the teachers do nothing to stop it.

A typical day at Oak Knoll Elementary School

Smart Student: Oh hi, I'm new here!

Preppy Kid: Lemme show you around. *beats other student's head in with a brick* Fucking nerd...

Juvenile Delinquent: You suck dick! *twists preppy kid's arm around a tree trunk backwards, breaking it in several places*

Mob of Third Graders: Kill! *all grab large rocks and throw them at people, starting a playground fight*

Teacher 1: What's going on?
Teacher 2: *munches sunflower seeds* Oh, just ten year olds commiting acts of deplorable violence. Want some seeds?
Teacher 1: Do I! *munches seeds and watches as the kids beat the shit out of each other* I hate kids.

by The Brown Kid Who Was Only There for 4th Grade February 14, 2008

Element Sock Story

An Element Sock Story serves no purpose and doesn't provide any valuable information to the listener. Usually about one sentence long, it often results in the teller of the story receiving a punch to the head.

An Element Sock Story would be: "Shez has Element socks, and he was like: aw, I have Element socks."

by anus3 December 14, 2009