egg hand

football

We played egg hand

by ricksdef June 29, 2011

Egg Salad

A social activity or occasion comprised of predominately girls. It gains etymology from its antonym, the sausage fest, which refers to the primary male reproductive organ as opposed to the female.

Because we guys were hosting a Sausage Fest at Steve's house, Suzy decided to have an Egg Salad of her own.

by The Great And Powerful Oz September 23, 2007

Egg on stilts

When one has skinny legs and an egg shaped body.

Hey did you see Brianna's great legs! Too bad she is so Humpty in the middle...she is an egg on stilts.

by Pantypie September 15, 2016

Peeling eggs

Constant and extremely toxic farts generally following a long night of over-consumption.

Nobody could stand being within 10 yards of Josh as he had been peeling eggs all morning.

by the lactator August 23, 2009

Raccoon Eggs

The only YouTuber who can actually make someone die of laughter. Recently started to blow up (January 29th) And plays with others such as Fitz. He has he funniest sense of humor!

ShitBird: I never Laugh

Fuckface: Watch this video by raccoon eggs.

ShitBird: *Shits on desk*

by Xx_Gatlin_Xx January 29, 2019

Dirty as Eggs

to have a general character of dishonesty or some other vague suspicious nature.

That politician is "dirty as eggs."

by mrraber June 27, 2011

scrambling eggs

When you're fucking a girl so hard her ovaries get scrambled.

Vinnie: Yo, I finally banged Gina last night.
Tony: Yeah? How'd it go?
Vinnie: Bro, I was scrambling eggs.

by the_scrambler November 27, 2014