*ahem ahem*
So no one told you life was gonna be this waaaaaay *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
Your job's a joke, you're broke
Your love life's D.O.AAAAAA
It's like you're always stuck in second geeeeeear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your yeeeeeear, but
I'll be there for yoooooou
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for yoooooou
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for yoooooou
('Cause you're there for me toooooooooo)
aaaaaaand scene.
So no one told you life was gonna be this waaaaaay *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
Your job's a joke, you're broke
Your love life's D.O.AAAAAA
It's like you're always stuck in second geeeeeear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your yeeeeeear, but
I'll be there for yoooooou
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for yoooooou
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for yoooooou
('Cause you're there for me toooooooooo)
aaaaaaand scene.
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D.E.B.S. is a 2004 action/comedy film written and directed by Angela Robinson. It is an expansion of a short film of the same name that made the festival circuit (including the Sundance Film Festival). The film is both a parody and an emulation of the Charlie's Angels format. It is rated PG-13 and features a lesbian love story between one of the heroes and the villain.
D.E.B.S. is a 2004 action/comedy film written and directed by Angela Robinson. It is an expansion of a short film of the same name that made the festival circuit (including the Sundance Film Festival). The film is both a parody and an emulation of the Charlie's Angels format. It is rated PG-13 and features a lesbian love story between one of the heroes and the villain.
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Get the D.E.A.R mug.Emotionally Transmitted Disease.
Much like an S.T.D. an E.T.D. is contracted during an intimate relationship with someone who is emotionally unsound. Through repeated interactions and prolonged exposure with someone with an E.T.D. someone who started out the relationship as an emotionally healthy person develops issues because having a relationship with a crazy person who loves to share the crazy.
Much like an S.T.D. an E.T.D. is contracted during an intimate relationship with someone who is emotionally unsound. Through repeated interactions and prolonged exposure with someone with an E.T.D. someone who started out the relationship as an emotionally healthy person develops issues because having a relationship with a crazy person who loves to share the crazy.
A: "I was fine until I started that affair with Tegan. Now I'm seeing my therapist twice a week and I'm on Zoloft because I'm so depressed."
B: "What did you expect? If he's cheating on his wife with you because he's too much of a pussy to get a divorce or improve his marriage he's not a good person to be around"
A: "But I love him, and I hope we can work it out. . . Even though he told me nothing is going to change. Thinking about it makes me want more happy pills."
B: "This is a bad situation. You got sucked into his fuckedupness. He's got the emotional equivalent of herpes and now you have it too. That boy gave you an E.T.D."
B: "What did you expect? If he's cheating on his wife with you because he's too much of a pussy to get a divorce or improve his marriage he's not a good person to be around"
A: "But I love him, and I hope we can work it out. . . Even though he told me nothing is going to change. Thinking about it makes me want more happy pills."
B: "This is a bad situation. You got sucked into his fuckedupness. He's got the emotional equivalent of herpes and now you have it too. That boy gave you an E.T.D."
by ajws July 3, 2011
Get the E.T.D. mug.A word used by the superior Dutch people to signify their presence on any Dutch related posts which literally translates to "Colonised". Usage of this word is usually followed by someone else saying "Zeg makker".
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Random Dutch person: "G E K O L O N I S E E R D"
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