dwarves

Little people who were sodomized by Elves in the 1st and 2nd age of the parallel dimension and world to ours called Middle Earth. They lived in mines and inside the mountains for the most part. Many Dwarves died during the Stank Mines period, which Elves would buttrape Dwarves till they died from an exploding rectum. Not all Dwarves died during this act of sexual conquest but 50% of their population were wiped out and 35% of that population's death were suicides. Some Dwarves were captured by Gondor to be mated with Hobbits to produce claymation looking creatures called Dwarbbits.

For a period of 1000 years the Elves pounded the little Dwarves' ass holes day in and day out. They were restricted to a population control managed by the Elves so they could not revolt. The Dwarves finally turned the tables and took over the Elves and killed most of them by the use of thrusting their axe handles into the pootbox of the Elves. Most Elves were allergic to this act thus it killed them.

During the time periods the Dwarves were free of getting fudge packed they were a powerful group of people and were rich with rare types of metal, ore, and cocaine. They stuck with cocaine and couldn't keep up with the demand of their dealers so Middle Earth sodomized them for not producing enough. Ultimately the Dwarves were killed though because they smelled like cabbage.

These Dwarves have tight little asses

by The Informant99 January 7, 2012

Dwarfie

A very beautiful,gorgeous girl. Usually the funny type, funny in a vulgar vocabulary way. She is very upfront and would beat up anybody who got on her bad side. She is very honest if you are with her. She is an amazing friend to have. She is normally short ( About 5ft). She is the kind to get played. But when she does she protects herself and finds out. But if you treat her right. She could most likely be the love of your life.

Guy:(after 2 months of not talking to her gaming) Hey gorgeous.

Dwarfie: Your X-Box broke?

by (Chanceyyyyyy) November 24, 2011

Smeagle-Dwarves

Smeagle-Dwarves are mythical creatures that live in the basements of people who play World of Warcraft. Someone who plays World of Warcraft plays the game for 4-5 hours straight and sometimes even more everyday. They usually provide the WoW player with fruit rollups and mountain dew to keep the player well hydrated and fed. With out the WoW player, the Smeagle-Dwarves would not exist due to the fact that they would have no snacks to bring to the WoW player.

Hey, what were those small creature I just saw carrying mountain dew and fruit snacks?
Oh, you must mean my Smeagle-dwarves. His name is Steve.

by creead April 27, 2010

dwark

dwark = dwarf + dork = a very short dork.

Mork drives a Festiva because he's a dwark.

by Jeff Tea and Jeff Gee June 11, 2006

DWAF

Driving While Asian Female

After watching Mrs. Lee drive her car at 5 miles per hour over a curb and into a bush, I was reminded yet again that DWAF needs be illegal.

by P Diddily September 28, 2009

Dwarfed beauty

First date, after beer googles attraction at a pub is vanished, and drunkenness gone, you realize that the person who seemed to you so attractive at the bar, is just a disappointing run-of-the-mill (ordinary, average) person.

—"Know... the hunk I scored last Saturday, after the drinks at the pub, the one I told you was so awesome-looking...?"

"Yes?"

— "Dwarfed beauty."

by rperazag July 4, 2010

Dwarfed beauty

First date, after beer googles attraction at a pub is vanished, and drunkenness gone, you realize that the person who seemed to you so attractive at the bar, is just a disappointing run-of-the-mill (ordinary, average) person.

—"Know... the hunk I scored last Saturday, after the drinks at the pub, the one I told you was so awesome-looking...?"
"Yes?"
— "Dwarfed beauty."

by rperazag July 4, 2010