gentleman's dumplings

1. The scrotum, especially when up to no good. Also known as mountaineer's oysters.

2. A fat, obese, large, portly or otherwise overweight female regularly used for sex when a young man's options for the evening have all evaporated. The aforementioned female understands the intentions and the exchange, but repeats the experience because eating at home on Friday night is no fun.

1. I gave her my gentleman's dumplings over the eyes last night before she put them in her mouth.

2. It's 2:30, dude--you gonna call your gentleman's dumplings over or go to sleep?

by glandcyclops February 21, 2009

Skunking and Dumping

The act of smoking Marijuana also known as weed while using the toilet especially when referring to smoking weed while shitting. Also known as a "bowl movement"

"After those Hot Wings I was Skunking and Dumping all day"

by SkepticSarah September 21, 2015

Crap Diddly Dumplings

Used as a word of anger when something doesn't go your way, such as dang it.

Man hits himself by accident with hammer when trying to hammer a nail into a board of wood

Man: Oww!!! Crap Diddly Dumplings!!!

by massive femboy cock June 4, 2016

TTD (tag team dumping)

When two people take turns dropping a hot carl on a third party. MOST common between brothers, but many people enjoy TTD.

"Hey there brother David, do you think your girlfriend would be interested in some TTD (tag team dumping) I've been hankering for pooping on a chest and we haven't spent much time together lately."

by Drecreep March 31, 2017

Drive By Dumping

The act of driving a vehicle past a target and sticking your ass out of the window, letting out a stream of shit so hard that it will cause bodily harm to your target via shit.

Damn, did you hear about that Drive By Dumping that just happened on Third Street? Crazy Man.

by seant708 August 11, 2019

turd dumpling

1.A small piece of poop that you see in the toilet after taking a shit that reminds you of a dumpling.
2.A general insult to anyone.

1.I think I have diaria, i found about 20 turd dumplings in my shit this morning.
2.Timmy is a fucking turd dumpling

by Word Master123 August 24, 2006

crop dusting

when someone farts they walk around to spread the smell so nobody knows who fuckin ripped

dude that shit smells, you better do some crop dusting or people are gunna be suspicious

by Antwon Jenkinsss October 4, 2008