Diddler

A diddler is a man who enjoys sticking foreign objects in his ass for fun, such as bottles, baseball bats, his own penis, etc...

I can't believe that guy diddled that 40oz bottle.

Ex. see- www.diddlers.info

by Vin Diesel June 9, 2004

jug-diddler

A man that beats off on the breasts of DD or higher sized black women

He's afraid of getting aids from the pussy, so he became a jug-diddler

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

skank diddles

a cum shot in the eye while thinking of matt damon.

after watching bourne identity i had to go get some skank diddles.

by palm hair August 15, 2008

diddle

In short, to fuck

Your Peruvian whore of a mother thinks Daddy's diddling the maid.

Cf. the movie "Cruel Intentions"

by Laur June 24, 2003

finka-rink-diddle

a small asian man's penis

Look at Mr. Wong, he has a finka-rink diddle!

by Danny C November 2, 2003

diddle putz

To mess around, with no specific plan or motivation

"All I did today was DIDDLE PUTZ"

by Mumsie Dogma February 8, 2009

diddlebones

To have absolutely nothing in possesion but your own skeleton.

"Dude, your aunt's so poor, she ain't got nuttun. Just diddlebones.

by Jake the Home Slice September 16, 2009