Noun. Sex act. Involving most often a green, unripened (and thusly firm) banana, preferrably microwaved to a warm temperature then gently inserted into a man's anus where it may pleasurably rub against the prostate. After a while, the banana handler begins battering the recipient, making the phallus appear to be a dancing banana.
Hooker: "Sure, sweety, just name a sex act that can happen between two people, and I've done it"
John: "Ever done a dancing banana?"
Hooker: "Only once before, ... back when I was in love. I swore I'd never do it again."
Frat bag: "yeah, brah, that slut got so drunk last night, I convinced her to give me a dancing banana!'
his Brah: "DAYUM DB, that was my sister!"
John: "Ever done a dancing banana?"
Hooker: "Only once before, ... back when I was in love. I swore I'd never do it again."
Frat bag: "yeah, brah, that slut got so drunk last night, I convinced her to give me a dancing banana!'
his Brah: "DAYUM DB, that was my sister!"
by banana dancer February 23, 2009
Get the dancing banana mug.A male boss who loves to hang out with clients entertaining them with funny jokes drinking and swaying in front of them at the same time. It's a way to get the clients wind down and agreeing to some disputes.
A way to cosy up to client!
A way to cosy up to client!
Staff 1 : Our boss just went out belly dancing with the client last night.
Staff 2 : No wonder the project manager stop harassing us with phone call this morning!
Staff 2 : No wonder the project manager stop harassing us with phone call this morning!
by Yvonster September 9, 2011
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The practice of "hardcore dancing", more commonly referred to simply as "dancing" by those that can actually do it well, is performed at many hardcore/metalcore shows. There is no "flailing" at all in dancing, there's always control in it. Dancing is performed during the breakdown of a song (you better damn well know what a breakdown is). Two-stepping is performed during two-step parts in songs, these arent too hard to find, but two-step is a bitch to learn simply because you have to find the rythm and synchronize it with the movements (two-step works in opposition; ie: right arm/left leg, left arm/right leg, got it? good).
If you still dont understand what dancing is, go to a show and watch kids that know how to dance, then you'll know it's not fighting 'invisible ninjas' or any of that shit.
If you still dont understand what dancing is, go to a show and watch kids that know how to dance, then you'll know it's not fighting 'invisible ninjas' or any of that shit.
If I ever hear a kid say "hardcore dancing" at show, I will kick your ass because it's not fucking 'hardcore dancing'.
by nickXXX July 11, 2005
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Douchebag 1: "You see that girl? She's staring at me for an hour now."
Douchebag 2: "Of course, you have been drinking four Red Bull and Grey Goose since we arrived. You make those ugly moves again."
Douchebag 1: "It's just Dancing Juice."
Douchebag 2: "Of course, you have been drinking four Red Bull and Grey Goose since we arrived. You make those ugly moves again."
Douchebag 1: "It's just Dancing Juice."
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