Get the douchmug. 1)Product used to sanitize an unpleasant, dirty vagina.
2)Used to describe an individual who has shown themselves to be very brainless, inconsiderate, or tacky in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas.
3)To make a commitment with an individual and then break it without informing the individual you made the commitment with.
4) A term of endearment.
2)Used to describe an individual who has shown themselves to be very brainless, inconsiderate, or tacky in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas.
3)To make a commitment with an individual and then break it without informing the individual you made the commitment with.
4) A term of endearment.
1) When I took a shower this morning I used Summer's Eve douche.
2) Look at that guy over there wearing the pink shirt with his collar popped, he's such a douche.
3) Joe: I'll be back in an hour to pick you up, make sure your ready.
Frank: Ok, don't douche me!!
4) What's up douche!
2) Look at that guy over there wearing the pink shirt with his collar popped, he's such a douche.
3) Joe: I'll be back in an hour to pick you up, make sure your ready.
Frank: Ok, don't douche me!!
4) What's up douche!
by Docta Dawe September 16, 2005
Get the Douchemug. Some one who is a total asshole , the kind of person that would cheat on their girlfriend after they knocked her up
by Alexandra Nicole June 24, 2009
Get the Douchemug. Someone who wears "big label belts" while taking pictures with items such as champagne, or slutty girls. Typically characterized as "too cool."
by caffcoi November 28, 2013
Get the Douchemug. dou·ché
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché
(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.
used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché
(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.
used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.
Walking to my car after work this evening. A group of 4 young dudes walks up to the crosswalk the same time I do. As we wait I hear them chatting among themselves. One turns to me and says "nice hair. Did ur mom fuck a smurf?". To which his buddies laugh. Without missing a beat I look at him, smile, and say "nice face. Did ur mom fuck a horse?" His buddies literally double over howling with laughter. "Douche'!!"
by ForgingGraphemes September 9, 2016
Get the Douche'mug. by UrbanConqueror September 20, 2017
Get the Douche Brand Douchemug. Dom: "My god, dude, Andy pisses me off around chicks."
Cody: "Yeah, dude, I know...he turns into such a douche...VICIOUS!"
Justin: "Piss me off...two pussies, two pussies, two pussies! Jack off, jack off, jack off!"
(Andy shows up from the potty where he's been for three minutes.)
Andy: "Sorry guys, I had to go green screen myself for the twenty-seventh time today."
Dom: "What a coincidence, we were just talking about what a douche you are."
Andy: "You wanna go, Dom?"
Dom: "Yeah, lets go!"
(Andy dies.)
Cody: "Yeah, dude, I know...he turns into such a douche...VICIOUS!"
Justin: "Piss me off...two pussies, two pussies, two pussies! Jack off, jack off, jack off!"
(Andy shows up from the potty where he's been for three minutes.)
Andy: "Sorry guys, I had to go green screen myself for the twenty-seventh time today."
Dom: "What a coincidence, we were just talking about what a douche you are."
Andy: "You wanna go, Dom?"
Dom: "Yeah, lets go!"
(Andy dies.)
by Doom da Man December 28, 2008
Get the Douchemug.