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Lady Doritos

When your lady gets a little crusty, aka cool ranch crotch
Went down on my girlfriend but wish I hadn't. She had lady Doritos.
by EnglishSandwhich May 5, 2018
mugGet the Lady Doritosmug.

Dorito

A chip/nacho that comes in various flavours, it comes most commonly in a triangular shape, but sometimes it can fold or break.
Davie: Yo pass me the doritos
Kayla: What kind? Cheesy or Roulette?
mugGet the Doritomug.

dorito gene

The inheritance of a gene that has the unfortunate side effect of making one’s feet smell like Doritos.
Unfortunately, Zane has inherited the Dorito gene. Now his feet smell like Doritos.
by Uber pie bro February 10, 2018
mugGet the dorito genemug.

Dorito Tear

When your penis is so large that it tears a women's vagina/mouth/anus open like a bag of doritos.
What happened to Dominic's mom?

She invited me over for some cookies and i ended up giving her Dorito tear.
by Americanjap June 18, 2011
mugGet the Dorito Tearmug.

Doritos

The best damn thing you’ve put in your mouth sence your dads dick you inbred fuck fat bitch
Want some Doritos in your pussy
by Savagedick March 5, 2018
mugGet the Doritosmug.

Dusty Dorito

GET THe FU AWAY FrOm ME
by Future4371 January 30, 2021
mugGet the Dusty Doritomug.

Dorito

Part of a Wankel Rotary engine (the rotor), jokingly referred to as Doritos, because of its triangular shape.
Person 1: What engine do you have in your RX-7?
Person 2: Doritos, obviously.
by Youkiddingme October 9, 2019
mugGet the Doritomug.

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