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Dorito

A snack that isn't for homewreckers
No bitch you can't have a Dorito you homewrecker
by Doritosareanelitecrisp November 3, 2021
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doritoes

where one would place their feet into an empty Dorito's bag and powder their toes with the dust, then proceeds to have their toes sucked by one or more partners
Jenny was freak, she had my doritoes cleaned in like 20 seconds!
by danny doritoe July 28, 2019
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Dorito

The worst preforming processor / "chip" that will operate in a given Motherboard or Computer system.

Only relevant for non-monolithic Computers (i.e. systems have options for different processors), and where the absolute worst was picked.

The Term comes from the singular of "Doritos" a popular triangle shaped snack chip, that while tasty, do not actually run computer code.

The Term was made famous in the song "It's All About the Pentiums" by "Weird Al" Yankovic
What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
by mpheyse February 25, 2023
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Doritos

Your mom ate Doritos for your dad.
by Sus imposts December 25, 2022
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Doritos

MLG SHIT, THAT TASTES LIKE HEAVEN
Achmed = Hey Dude How Do I Get MLG

Niel = HERE DUDE EAT SOME DORITOS!
by Lumboc May 7, 2018
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Emperor Angry Dorito

Term of endearment for Donald Trump used by a close friend of George Conway and repeated multiple times on Twitter.
Emperor Angry Doritocracks me up too.
by Tmiyyy February 21, 2023
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dorito lipstick

When you eat Doritos and the orange powder is left on ones lips.
Mom:*look at child* The Doritos go in your mouth not on it.

Child: Mom it's okay it's my Dorito lipstick.
by Zero_000 January 25, 2015
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