man the dolphin

1. The simple act of masturbation

2. Masturbation performed underwater or where there may be large amounts of water, ex: an aquarium

"Sorry dude, I can't play ball right now. I have a serious urge to man the dolphin."

"Greg, look! Skeeter's manning the dolphin!"

by MunkySantaKlaus September 14, 2009

steaming dolphin

a curved piece of steaming poop that resembles the shape of a dolphin

I took a picture of that steaming dolphin before flushing

by hold_mah_dick October 14, 2012

Bottlenose Dolphin

The act of submerging underwater and ramming your nose up your partner’s ass as they simultaneously fart.

While taking a bath together, Jake held his breath and asked, “Oh Amanda, will you please go underwater and give me a bottlenose dolphin?” She obliged.

by SwankdizzleFresh April 5, 2021

dolphin kisses

When you take a poop in a fresh porta potty and the blue water splashes your butthole.

Oh they just cleaned the porta potties at the job site, maybe I'll get lucky and get some dolphin kisses.

by SlipperySlippers August 13, 2019

Dolphin Button

The act of inserting an object (a finger, dildo or penis) into a female's ass at which point she proceeds to make a noise like a dolphin. ("eh-eh eh-eh eh-eh")

When i tried to go in her ass, I must have hit her dolphin button because the next thing i know i hear "eh-eh, eh-eh eh-eh" and I knew exactly what she meant...I was busted.

by Sex Deprived April 15, 2009

Dolphin teef

When you got itty bitty teef.

Look at that Nigga Puffy wit dem itty bitty ass dolphin teef.

by C Daddy August 13, 2017

skin dolphin

a male penis, usually spotted in an aquatic environment.

I am not going down to that pool, there is nothing but skin dolphins.

by skin dolphin November 22, 2011