rocket dodger

Billy Katsibaros when he plays halo; one who dodges rockets in halo with unimaginable skill.

no! shit! you fucking rocket dodger! The damn rocket was only 4 feet away! WHAT THE FUCK?!

by billy katsibaors July 22, 2004

boat dodger

A person today in Ireland who never emigrated in the time Ireland was a poor country with a Third World infrastructure i.e. prior to 1997.

Boat Dodger :Mainly public sector workers and farmers.

by John Lane February 29, 2008

shampoo dodger

people who don't like washing their hair and don't realise it has gone greasy and horrible.

megan- that girl anya has such greasy hair!

joanna- i know, what a shampoo dodger!

by hanzbub. February 15, 2009

trolly dodger

When I man pulls out before firing to avoid making the female pregnant (trolly meaning pushchair/pram)

Tom was enjoying penetrating Emma and at climax pulled out and ejaculated all over her breasts, only as he realised his mother would kill him. trolly dodger

by P1ckers December 15, 2015

Splodgy dodger

The word used when two brothers play soggy biscuit with a jammy dodger.

"Hey Dylan do you wanna play splodgy dodger with me?"

"Sure Owen I'd love to come play splodgy jodger with you!"

by Taymarsh1 October 11, 2016

Kettle Dodger

Someone who in the workplace always makes sure they're last to the tea room during break time so they do not have to make the tea/coffee for everyone

- Have you ever seen Graham make the tea?
- No mate, he's a classic kettle dodger

by MightyMorphinFlowerArranger August 2, 2016

Abortion Dodger

A woman, who by virtue of sheer stupidity and laziness, produces offspring which she then publicly parades and neglects, thus annoying everyone. This species is particularly virulent on British trains after 9 o'clock.

Abortion Dodger scrounger annoying chav neglect

by Perfectibilist May 26, 2016