dicksauce

dicksauce (n. dik - soss) A compound noun of the words dick and sauce, used to describe the sauce the will periodically spray from a male homo sapien's penis, which is neither urine or semen.

"Wow Jim, this pasta is great! What's the secret???"

"Dicksauce."

by looba August 10, 2004

chicks before dicks

Used to counter "bros before hos" when the "bro" in question is a jerk and the "ho" is a cool chick.

Some dude: "Hey - bros before hos, man"

You: "Yeah, but chicks before dicks"

by jk_ December 23, 2007

dickscusting

Anything relating to the male genitalia with a grotesque nature.

John, those herpes sores are dickscusting.

by Bobby Steele April 19, 2005

Bag'o'dicks

Feeling bad or like hell

I feel like a bag 'o' dicks today

by Shiatzu January 13, 2005

dicks

like to fuck. they fuck pussies, but sometimes they fuck assholes too.

Dick Cheney (he fucks Colon Powell)

by Jack Hello January 18, 2005

chicks before dicks

Here's one for the girls!You know how the guys always stick together,back eachother up and then use that awful phrase "bros before hoes" well here's our answer to that girls!

Amy: "you didn't just tell that boyfriend of yours what i just did....did ya?"
Kelly: "hell no! chicks before dicks..remember!!"

by naimii April 10, 2008

Dicks for Legs

A phrase that parallels, "Shit for brains." It has the same content, but might be more suitable for the new generation.

"Man, your hella stupid. You have dicks for legs."

by Justin "Bombay" October 20, 2007