Detroit Lions fan 

Someone who is hopelessly convinced of something that has no chance of happening.

Bill: Hey, Ned actually thinks he's gonna get laid this weekend!
Jim: Ha ha! Yeah right...must be a Detroit Lions fan.

Detroit Lions fan by Jucifer Jones January 29, 2008

Detroit Carwash 

When trying to impress your buddies you pick up a beastly looking broad. Right when she's about to blow you, you proceed to urinate all over her face.

I just gave your fat sister the ol' detroit carwash.

Detroit Carwash by Tha Dirty Mick October 16, 2006

Detroit Customs 

Specialized work done to a car such as rust, falling off bumper, no paint left, at least 15 years old, stinks like crap, bald tires, backfiring engine, broken tail/head lights, missing hub caps, and broken/cracked windows covered up by plastic bags. These cars are usually found in Detroit.

That car is falling apart. Must of been takin' to Detroit Customs and got Detroiterized.

Detroit Customs by Minimusmax May 14, 2009

Detroit Shuffle 

Switching 3-4 lanes on a highway at once going 90+ mph without regard to any other driver. Detroit's wide freeways and outstandingly reckless drivers make this a common move in Michigan.

I just saw a 12-year-old kid in a Mustang pull a Detroit Shuffle on I-94, causing a hipster to crash his Toyota Prius into a "Built Ford Tough" billboard.

Detroit Shuffle by carlzcarlson February 18, 2012

Detroit Sidecar 

Similar to Malaysian Plinko, however in this particularly nasty version of stoma sex, a male participant inserts his penis into a persons Colostomy opening.

Guy: "What on the menu?"

Pro: "Are you a cop? No, well then, Hand Job $20, BJ $50, straight sex $200, or my specialty, Detroit Sidecar $400."

Detroit Sidecar by Hey Guy… February 28, 2013

Detroit Red Wings 

One of the great American hockey teams with 11 cups under their belt and 20 strait playoff runs, this is a prestigious team. Mostly hated due to butthurt newfriends, who are mad because their Chicago Blackhawks got beat by the Red Wings again, or because the Red Wings are at the top of the Central-Division and their team isn't.

RW fan: Yeah The Detroit Red Wings won again!

Butthurt newfriend: oh they suck because all there fans are bandwaggoners.

RW fan: right -_- thats why your team is 10-18

Detroit Red Wings by H8RZgunH8 February 9, 2012

Detroit lullaby 

The sound of police or fire sirens.

Amanda: "Did you hear all those sirens last night? They kept me up at 4am"

Betty: "Naw, I slept right through them; its a Detroit lullaby"

Detroit lullaby by Alice D. July 8, 2009