Small town in central California 15-30 miles from ANYWHERE. Population- 9,000- 92% Mexican, 4% elementary students, 2% cows, 2% other. Amenities- uncountable Mexican markets, one Liberty Market, three elementary schools, two junior high schools, one highschool, three fast-fooderies (NEW!) A&W/Long John Silvers combo and Subway, three gas stations, public library which is also the high school library. Any entertainment is ten miles away in Turlock, 30 miles away in Modesto, or 30 miles away in Merced.
Someone: Why are you late?
Me: I live all the way down in Delhi, it takes me a half hour to get here!
Someone: ........Delhi.....?....what's that...?... O.O
Me: ...Don't ask...
Someone: ......
Me: I live all the way down in Delhi, it takes me a half hour to get here!
Someone: ........Delhi.....?....what's that...?... O.O
Me: ...Don't ask...
Someone: ......
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When someone shits in someones ear, and then proceeds to urinate in the ear while ramming their cock into the ear cavity causing penetration of the brain. This also results in the person getting a nut busted in their brain stem. Often occurs in India.
"Call the fucking ambulance!!!"
"Why what's going on."
"I just walked into Tyler's room and Serena is lying on the floor unconcious."
"What the fuck?! How did that happen?"
"I think Tyler delhi ear fucked her! It's an Indian tradition."
"Oh, Shit!"
"Why what's going on."
"I just walked into Tyler's room and Serena is lying on the floor unconcious."
"What the fuck?! How did that happen?"
"I think Tyler delhi ear fucked her! It's an Indian tradition."
"Oh, Shit!"
by Shuiefer Dark Cum Stallion January 29, 2008
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Verb - to hit repeatedly and without remorse; physically abuse; demean; be really mean
Noun - a being who is the complete opposite of anyone who is described by the following... Smart, cool, beautiful, very nice, smart, caring, does not kick babies or homeless people
Noun - a being who is the complete opposite of anyone who is described by the following... Smart, cool, beautiful, very nice, smart, caring, does not kick babies or homeless people
"Holy crap, that chick just totally Mrunal Desai'd that dude with her riding crop"
"Wow, what a Mrunal Desai... Did you just see her kick all of those homeless babies and then verbally abuse them? Geez..."
"Wow, what a Mrunal Desai... Did you just see her kick all of those homeless babies and then verbally abuse them? Geez..."
by Chow Ming 007 June 9, 2009
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1.Man! there was a Dashian fight after school yesterday! 2. You sure you can eat all that? That's a Dashian omelette! 3. Girl, i know you want some of this Dashian D***! 4. You see they renewed his contract? dude got a Dashian signing bonus!
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I was at lunch sittin next to this kid. He's all like, "What up dude?"..."Damn, I'm tired of this shit" I was like, damn, what a Rish.
by Houdini May 13, 2004
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