Johnny Depp

the only 40 year old i eyeball, hottest man alive.
Birth name: John Christopher Depp
Birthday: June 9, 1963
Birth Place: Owensboro, Kentucky
Greatest Movie: Pirates of the Carribean
Movies I've Seen: Pirates of the Carribean, Sleepy Hollow, Nightmare on Elm Street, Secret Window, and Edward Scissorhands

10 things that are awesome about hin

-He has got the nicest cheekbones I've ever seen.
-Awesome style, looks good in anything he wears
-Firey Hot Voice
-Sexy Man
-hes JOHNNY DEPP! need i say more?
-good actor
-he was voted by People Magazine as sexiest man alive
-He's got nice abs
-Great Smile
-Im have a fan club of him. Wanna Join?


LOVE YA JOHNNY!

Ashley: Look It's Johnny Depp!
Shelbie: -faints-
Ashley: -faints
Tiff: -faints
Scott: I'm Not Gay - runs away
Levi: -sulks about- I love linzy!
Linzy: Johnny Depp is ugly
Johnny Depp: -slaps linzy-

by Shelbie June 10, 2004

herp de derp

What one says when there is nothing else to say.

Man-"I cheated on you with your mom"
Woman-"herp de derp"

by LAbabayy May 10, 2011

johnny depp

beautiful beautiful man.
fantabulous actor.
beautiful.

that johnny is hot and a good actor.

by beautiful banana February 28, 2005

derp stick

one who speaks incorrectly or makes clumsy/dumb mistakes frequently

that ole Jim is quite the derp stick

oh yeah, just the other day he thought a pop tart was an anthill

by nyysony11 November 16, 2011

Derp Eyes

Slightly crossed or blank looking eyes. Similar to those of a mentally retarded individual

That bitch that The Patriot Game got da hots for? Dat bitch got dem derp eyes!

by eatdirtfartdust December 21, 2012

merpy derp

A word used when a fucking idiot is speaking such as cooper carmody, sheila sweeney, jack lockett, elizabth castillo and manymore and u really just feel like murdering them sometimes bc u cant deal w those fucking idiots like mery derp, an i rightt?

Liz: a dog has 4 legs

Me: merpy derp

by Deeznutsbitchmeg February 12, 2017

derp

One who, in an argument, takes a position, and when that position is destroyed by evidence and well-reasoned argument, acts as if the reasoned argument never happened, instead sticking to his original position while resorting to logical fallacies such as bad math, unwarranted assumptions, appeals to emotion, wishful thinking, false and deliberately misleading data and analysis, or ad-hominem attacks on his opponents. One who argues in bad faith.

Paul Ryan is a derp.

Salim Furth is derpy. Can put links here, search on yes-europe-really-is-in-the-throes-of-austerity

Avik Roy exhibits derpitude. Search New Republic. Search also Krugman blog bad-faith-and-civility-health-care-edition: "If someone says the sky is green, you prove that it’s actually blue, and the next day he comes back once again insisting that the sky is green, and this happens repeatedly, you eventually have to acknowledge that mannerly debate about the color of the sky just isn’t enough; you have to go meta, and talk about the fact that this guy and his friends just aren’t in the business of honest discussion."

by H. Rider Haggard June 7, 2013