national denver appreciation day

a day appreciating denver, one of the best people on our planet. he helps ALL of society.

“yo dude! it’s national denver appreciation day!”
“NO FUCKING WAY BRO IM DENVER NOW BEND THE FUCK OVER SO I CAN FUCK YOU”

by dxnver July 11, 2022

Denver

A man a myth and a complete legend. People that are Denvers have huge dicks and are very funny loving and just all around awesome. They get no hoes because they don’t know how to to ask people out.

“Man I would date him but he's such a denver”
“Stfu Monkey”

by SawzyMan February 2, 2022

Denver

🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞Pancakes on deck

Denver has a pancake no joke

by ImaSandMan38 October 2, 2019

denver omlete

Fucking (and ejaculating inside of ) an elderly woman hard and quick, using butter or cooking oil for lube.

I've always wanted to make Betty White a denver omlete.

by nliquid4m April 30, 2014

Denver

An overpriced city full of culture less, passive aggressive Caucasian tech people who live sex less lives.

If you spent $700,000 on a 2 bd 1 bath house just to be surrounded by homeless people and gentrified Mexican restaurants that charge 5 dollars a taco, you just be from Denver.

by Hombre September 17, 2021

Denver

A noodle shaped person with long hair. No one likes him because he gets mad at every little thing . Not to mention very sensitive, please stay away from these people with the name of denver. They might want to fight you but will obviously lose.

That kid is such a denver, I hope he kills himself.

by Shotbigfoot132 March 24, 2020

Denver, IA

A small town located in between Waterloo and Waverly. Most of the populace work in other towns, as the "city" has an area of 1 square mile. The population is roughly 1,000. It is home to several sports fields, two restaurants, a bar, and a single cemetery.

I wish I didn't live in Denver, IA. It's so small.

by insanity2.0 February 28, 2011