David

A male PVC bra wearing stripper who runs around killing zombies in strip clubs seeking revenge against his pimp Doctor Chocolate. Likes large guns and hotpants.
Did you hear about that David, Doctor Chocolate rents him out for baccy.

If there's ever a zombie apocalypse I want a David not only does dat hoe kill zombies like a pro, dat hoe shakes his booty like a cutie.
by Girl Dave October 23, 2013
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David

one who cums in only two strokes
Dude, my girlfriend Angie was giving me a hand job, I came in two strokes!

David, your a fucking minuteman.
by Bob McSoupe July 22, 2010
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David

This has got to be one of the dopest n*ggas alive. The blackest white person. You don't f*ck with this guy. You just don't, You mess with him
.... may lord have mercy on you. Don't f*ck with him.
Hood Ratchet: Ayo what that white boy doin here in the hood.
Hood Ratchet 2: Bruh, fawk u mean? That's a David bihh.
Hood Ratchet: Oo DAMN! Blackest white nigga alive.
by Yo Shotti Snatcha April 05, 2016
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David

David's are usually strong,friendly, and can be acted like a bully. David's are like Gohan,Goku,Vegeta, and those strong characters. David's are helpful. And believe in friendship.

Many girls like David.'(s),
David's are usually kind to people.But can also be strong too. David's can be so Hawt ! he wears black clothes like everyday, and it totally rocks!!!

Girl 1: Remeber that guy that kicked that big rock down that hill with his hands and legs?

Girl 2: Yeah! He's a David alright !

Girl1: he is! <3

Girl2: oh that david, strong one !
David's are usually strong,friendly, and can be acted like a bully. David's are like Gohan,Goku,Vegeta, and those strong characters. David's are helpful. And believe in friendship.

Many girls like David.'(s),
David's are usually kind to people.But can also be strong too. David's can be so Hawt ! he wears black clothes like everyday, and it totally rocks!!!

Girl 1: Remeber that guy that kicked that big rock down that hill with his hands and legs?

Girl 2: Yeah! He's a David alright !

Girl1: he is! <3
by Amanda Luong July 05, 2012
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david

A Gay with short dark hair, sorter size of a person,with a exstreamly small dick
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by sameZZzZ April 24, 2017
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David

guy with depression, often known as spanky brown, very lanky
by clipzisreewee January 07, 2020
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the david

god hes so lucky, he does the david all the time
by isplaysfusball@yahoo.com May 01, 2008
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