Danish Pizza Pocket

When you shove a raw egg up your butt hole in an attempt to hard boil it.

So, I tried a Danish Pizza Pocket. It didn't work.

by Thooran October 25, 2016

Danish Offense

Pretending like you have a chance against the much bigger person, and going face first into the fight, only to get stomped by him within seconds. Much like the Danes, during WW2, did against the much stronger Germany and their invasion of the country.

Boy 1: "Man I saw you go in against that bigger dude - you got absolutely slaughtered."
Boy 2: "Yeah I know, I pulled out the Danish Offense. Shouldn't have done that."

by fjgsteff July 20, 2019

Danish Princess

A finicky and bourgeoisie French woman

Etienne is such a Danish Princess

by trustmeiknowthesethings April 1, 2019

danish princess

A finicky and bourgeoisie French woman

Etienne is such a danish princess

by trustmeiknowthesethings April 1, 2019

danish destroyer

When you analy insert a cheese Danish into a woman and then put your dick in

Fuck you I hit your mom with a Danish destroyer last night fuck your whole fuckin life bud

by Chief greif June 4, 2019

Danish samar

Danish samar is a person who is always sad thinking about her ex because he is chutiya a big ass hole but matter of fact is that he is #dilwala

Person1:look there such a nice guy
Person2:what danish samar a nice guy impossible he is #kulla which makes him more special

by Chris12560 June 9, 2019

Danish

1. A people from Denmark or Greenland.

2. An indecipherable language.

You don't want to be Danish.

by VincGuy March 24, 2018