After eating some delicious pizza, you get a stomach ache. Suddenly, your britches are brown.
People who are allergic to dairy, collect turds in their pants quite frequently. They ain't babies, they just made a mistake with what they ate.
by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 3, 2022
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Either some form of roommate or house guest who comes in and drains all of the milk from your fridge.

May come in the form of the extremely polite "gentleman vampire" who replaces your milk in abundance compared to what they drank, or the "Nosferatu" type that fiends upon all dairy in the house while leaving no consideration for others in it's path.
"I just bought that milk today! I can't believe that you already drank it all you freaking dairy vampire!"
by Haunter_Rayne January 23, 2021
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When three of the boys get together and roll up to Dairy Queen during the 'Rona times. If wearing Flightsuits, "Flying Three-Way Dairy Queen" (Drag optional)
Rhys: You wanna grab Caleb and pull a Three-Way Dairy Queen?
by das010498 November 24, 2020
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When three of the boys get together and roll up to Dairy Queen during the 'Rona times. (If wearing fightsuits, Flying Three-Way Dairy Queen)
Rhys: You wanna grab Caleb and pull a Three-Way Dairy Queen?
by das010498 November 24, 2020
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A chap called Daniel who had someone drop butter into his cereal
This is Dairy Dan
by The_Unknown_User February 20, 2019
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When someone who is lactosintolerant eats/drinks dairy proctuct(s) and ends up having fluid and or gases exit their mouth or anus.
Andrew ate poutine last night and made a huge dairy mess in his pants the next day
by capn' crunch February 7, 2014
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1) An arousing dairy cow which has bore children
2) A (milf) with the abbility to still lactate.
"Had a dairy milf last night, milked all over my bed"
by Wheely wrong December 23, 2018
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