curious ostrich

1) When a man sticks his penis into an unknown environment and would prefer not know what it was that he stuck his penis into. 2) When a man sticks his penis into the sand because there is little else that can provide same level of friction that one gets with sand. 3) On a night so debaucherous that one would swing their penis in the air and bury it anywhere like they just don't care, but the next morning they are kinda curious as to where their penis has been the night before.
Dude what happened at the petting zoo?!?! I don't want to know, though I have a feeling it was a curious ostrich kind of night!

Beach week was epic while I did not hook up with anyone I did pull a curious ostrich!

Holy fucking shit with everything that happened last night I am one curious ostrich; as my dick has bumps all over it and it burns when I pee!
by Taco Corp November 15, 2013
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Curious Gopher

Noun: The act of accidentally shitting during sexual intercourse.
OMG Becky! I totally had a curious gopher last night while Ron was driving me to pond town. I'm so embarrassed!
by CheeseMonkey November 08, 2014
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bhai curious

As lil d wisely said, “ A true alternative indeed to homiesexual 🌝”.
Saale hat yaha se! Me na hu bhai curious.
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Throw the cat to the curious

Rushing a situation even though it may be beneficial or wanted at first.
1. A cat wanting to go outside a room it has never been in but being taken into the room rather than letting it go by itself.

2. "You can't throw the cat to the curious" if you want long term results.
by Mastahdave August 15, 2011
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Tri Curious

A person that has a dog with four legs and would like to see MANY dogs with three legs in one location.
I am interested in attending a large gathering of Three Legged Dogs at the park, but my dog has four legs. May I attend this pawty? Yes, its ok to be Tri Curious!
by Tri Paw Panny July 18, 2023
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Gaga-curious

People who really like Rihanna, Katy Perry, Ke$ha and other artists similar to Lady Gaga making them liable to be curious about Ms. Gaga.
That bitch luvs Katy Perry, she's totes Gaga-curious
by Gaga Fan 4 Lyfe October 02, 2017
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Crush curious

When you consider someone as potential crush material but you don't have an actual crush on them. You 𝘢𝘭𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 like them but at the same time you don't.
I was crush curious about him ever since he held the door for me. He seems like such a nice guy and such a gentleman too!

Liam is so fine, you must have been crush curious about him at least once.
by Unkn0wnJ December 15, 2022
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