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Cunt

Any lad with a name starting with J
Example: jamey is a cunt
by 0ttpxr March 5, 2022
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Cunt

The thing in which you put your thing to spead you things in order to have loads of tiny things walking and crying everywhere.

Also known as a Vagina, or Genitalia.
Gay: Dude, smell my finger!!

Guy: Maaaan, that smells of shit, not of cunt.
by Q to the N February 28, 2009
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cunt

That which OWNS the pussy.
by PhantomOppressor January 12, 2008
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Cunt

The undisputed champion of nasty words. Considered by most to be the most derogatory word in the English language.
Creating severe damage to the victim.
And when accompanied with "power" words, this term can be even more offensive.

ex: You're a fucking cunt.

Damage: 300 hit combo with a fatality and a complimentary kick to the chops & genitalia.
Ex: Your girlfriend is pregnant, she goes in labor! You rush outside your apartment, hail a cab to rush to the hospital! Just before you can help your knocked up girlfriend out the door... An old women hops in your cab. Burn. What do you do??? leave your bun and your oven? Standing at the door alone. No my friend. You fire off the heaviest bomb in your arsenal of insulting terms. "Hey you fucking Cunt!!! Thats my cab!!!"
BAM! That old hag has no idea wtf is happening. She just got assaulted by 300 of your verbal attackers, murdered, kicked in the teeth and her own sour vagina.
by Henry McByrd April 24, 2009
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Cunt

1) A womans vagina.

2) Someone you hate.
1)
Conler: Hey
Emily: Shut up conler!
Conler: No you shut the fuck up! I'm fucking gonna come over there and fucking shove this fucking dildo up your fucking cunt!!!!

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2)
Justin: Snow Snow Snow!
Conler: Shut the fuck up you stupid cunt!
by The Flaming Oak Trees January 6, 2007
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Cunted

noun 'Cunted' - to be receive a blow, strike, tackle, beating, walloping or injury of such severity that there are no other words in the English language to adequately describe the it. It is similar to 'mullered' but more severe
noun 'cunted'
1. that bloke on youtube that got hit by a bus was properly cunted
2. one of those poor bastards running with the bulls at Pamplona is going to get cunted
3. Mike Catt was totally cunted by Jonah Lomu in the Rugby World Cup
4. if he pisses me off one more time he is going to get cunted

adj 'cunting'
1. that bull proper gored him... gave him one hell of a cunting
2. a cunting is what will happen if you are hit by a bus
3. we are going to give the opposition rugby team a good cunting
by kavorkaa January 14, 2014
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Cunt

An incantation that will release unimaginable evil when spoken within 100 yards of an American woman. Even the nicest women will becomes demons of the apocalypse when they hear the word or hear that it had been spoken. The male genitalia will become utterly useless except for urination. This is mainly due to the fact that every woman within 100 miles will know that he had used the incantation. Commonly referred to as the C-word. Men refuse to utter it even when counseling young men about the word's evils. They say “It starts with C and rhymes with runt”
He said she was a cunt and she ripped his head of and shit down his neck.
by Mark 69 July 21, 2008
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