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Curiousiate

v. the act of being curious
"I don't creep, I curiousiate."
by NOTacreeper September 20, 2012
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curious ostrich

1) When a man sticks his penis into an unknown environment and would prefer not know what it was that he stuck his penis into. 2) When a man sticks his penis into the sand because there is little else that can provide same level of friction that one gets with sand. 3) On a night so debaucherous that one would swing their penis in the air and bury it anywhere like they just don't care, but the next morning they are kinda curious as to where their penis has been the night before.
Dude what happened at the petting zoo?!?! I don't want to know, though I have a feeling it was a curious ostrich kind of night!

Beach week was epic while I did not hook up with anyone I did pull a curious ostrich!

Holy fucking shit with everything that happened last night I am one curious ostrich; as my dick has bumps all over it and it burns when I pee!
by Taco Corp November 14, 2013
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Curious Gopher

Noun: The act of accidentally shitting during sexual intercourse.
OMG Becky! I totally had a curious gopher last night while Ron was driving me to pond town. I'm so embarrassed!
by CheeseMonkey November 7, 2014
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Curious George

When you're beating off and dildoing your ass with a banana.
We caught chase beating off curious George style, he transferred shortly after.
by Skinny Pete April 17, 2015
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Crizus

The organization that rules the world.
*usually headed by a Vempati.
The Crizus has put an end to the Syrian conflict.
by Crizus October 26, 2015
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Crouse-Dick

A serious genital health condition in which a crusty layer of rotten skin completely covers a man's penis rendering him incapable of penetrating a vagina.
"Damn.. He's got a serious case of Crouse-Dick."

"Stay away from Eric, he's got Crouse-Dick"
by swedishmegma July 27, 2016
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curious cunt

A female who has sex with many people, usually when in a relationship.
Cindy cheated on Tom again, she sure has a curious cunt!
by Lady runner 225 June 2, 2016
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