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crickety

Of the nature of, or pertaining to the sport of Cricket.
1. His batting action is too crickety, not suitable for baseball.

2. A new sports channel launched today on a crickety platform.
by trindas April 26, 2006
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chicketerian

form of vegeterianism within which sporadic lapses by indulging in chicken feasts occur
i'm proud to be a chicketerian
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crotch crickets

crabs or crotch critters that creep around your crotch. Something that u need to look out for before you get all up on or in someone elses crotch
wow, that bitch wanted me to eat her vertical bacon sandwich and it was infested with crotch crickets
by Tommygunz45k May 16, 2007
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Village Cricket Destroyer

A Village Cricket Destroyer (hereafeter referred to as 'VCD') is somebody who hates the spirit of village cricket. Much of his emphasys is placed on being manly, he may be the son of a man in a position of manliness or power such as a miner or a tax collector.

Often the captain of a bigger club, such as a town team, A VCD will be merciless in his desire to stop cricket being fun.

A VCD might have other interests, such as tennis, that person will take particular pride in winning.

A VCD will hang around in the same areas as village cricketers in a sheepish manner, his end goal being to wait for available females to approach the lower standard cricketers before he muscles in and explains his position to take the girls for himself.
1) Wow, we are 45-9 and that VCD is bringing the best bowler back on

2) Wow, that VCD sure is a village cricket destroyer!

3) BBH sure is a VCD

4) Wow, that VCD knows how to sink some ale!
by slemdogmillionaire September 15, 2009
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Cricketers double

To sleep with both a mum and daughter either at the same time or over a period of time
Thompson slept with his ex's mum last saturday, the old cricketers double
by Ducky_boys April 27, 2017
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crocketter

a person who is clever but hates it

will argue with people who they feel deserve it

and is very funny
beth crocketter
by gary montague September 28, 2008
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cricket whites

The white legs of a man who never or rarely wears shorts in the summer. Compared to his tanned colleagues, he appears to be wearing cricket whites.
I see you are wearing your cricket whites
by terryterryd May 29, 2009
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