Crapola Crayons

Derived from the kids art brand “crayola” that sells art supplies including crayons. A new way of saying, “I messed up a lot and I’ll never recover from this.” or “I made a small mistake that doesn’t really matter.”
Example 1

Guy 1- “Crapola Crayons!”

Guy 2- “Oh no, Guy 1, what happened!”

Guy 1- “I just colored outside of the lines in my coloring book!”

Guy 2- “Crapola Crayons!”

Example 2

Crapola crayons! I just killed someone!”
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crayon dick

Crayon dick means that their dick is as small as a crayon like are friend melo
Melo has a crayon dick
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chinese crayons

chinese crayons are crayons from china and, commonly unknown, used to contain lead.
the amount was safe for toys, but dangerous for food.
Chinese crayon is my favorite word.

The original Chinese crayons used to contain PB, or lead.
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crayon buchser

crayon is sweet. she has many people who care about her. she is always there for someone and will always have your back. if crayon is your friend you don’t need to worry about her being toxic, or picking fights with you. crayon is very empathetic as well, and good with kids. sometimes crayons friends get on her nerves, but thats ok because she knows that if her friends don’t treat her right, theyre not worth her time! crayon is wonderful and uplifting. find yourself a crayon!
p1: hey have you met crayon buchser yet?
p2: no, are they nice?
p1: yea crayon is the best person i know!
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crayon level

My understanding of global politics is on a total crayon level.
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USELESS CRAYON

A slightly racist term for a white person who adds no value to society.
There's Sarah. She's such a useless crayon.

Stephen isn't a useless crayon, because he has a job!
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Mama Crayon

Mama Crayon is the God of all crayons, it is very powerful. If you anger Mama Crayon, she will find where you live and lick your toes while you are sleeping.
Mama Crayon visited my room last night, All hail MAMA CRAYON
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