cooch burn

A result of placing hot objects in a women's cooch after dropkicking her ovaries and eating out her lungs.

"...i'll then give ya gurl cooch burnz and take the tearz from her eyez after she cries for help..."

by Big Daddy Cocanutz April 20, 2005

bloody cooch

A vagina that is bloody. This most often occurs during estrus.

"I was totally gonna nail the waitress but it's that time of the month and she had a huge, bloody cooch.

by Dave Daveofferson April 26, 2006

Pooch cooch

When the cooch looks (and tastes) like the leftovers you give to your pooch

Dude that pooch cooch was so rank I thought it might try to snap at me

by Byrdieboy996 March 11, 2020

cooch-goose

Commonly deemed as someone who flocks to a group of females who are obviously taken in order mate; this usually happens at bars or parties.

Guy 1: Dude, that guy is surrounded by girls.
Guy 2: Yeah, what a cooch-goose. He's totally cockblocking the guys in the group.

by Nick and Enrique March 04, 2008

cooch plug

Dirtty stankay pussay with pastrami hanging freely

I went to go pierce her cooch but that beezy had a cooch plug.

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by Coochie Plugger December 29, 2013

beaver & cooch

Nicknames givin to a man and his wing man in the persuit of attaining a hook-up.

Hey checkout beaver & cooch over here hitten on Leisil and Beth.

by nevsky September 13, 2006

cooch douche

A particularly lovely squirt bottle that a bitch jams up her cooch to get rid of a) the smell of rotten goat testicles and b) the remnants of last night's man-whore

See also: Connie Coochface

by Cassandra Van Rooyen June 02, 2004