computater

An overclocked potato.

When Johny tried to play a new video game on his computater, it began to smell of burnt fries.

by theoriginaltater December 12, 2007

Comptroller

A person who lingers around service industry establishments such as Bars with the intent of receiving drinks, food, etc.

The Comptroller left the bar after no one would buy her a free drink.

by ParadiseBartender June 22, 2011

cloud computing

Cloud computing is a style of computing in which dynamically scalable and often virtualised resources are provided as a service over the Internet. Users need not have knowledge of, expertise in, or control over the technology infrastructure "in the cloud" that supports them

Sun Microsystems showcased the Sun Open Cloud Platform, the company's open cloud computing infrastructure, powered by industry-leading software technologies from Sun, including Java, MySQL, OpenSolaris and Open Storage.

by terababy March 21, 2009

Computer Sexy

A woman who's online photos are sexy, but in person she isn't.

Bill: Damn! That Myspace photo is hot!
Jeremy: Nah, she's just computer sexy. I saw her at the bar and she was missing teeth and had a gut.

by J Unity October 2, 2008

Computer Stupidities

The best website for computer jokes and stuff.

Computer Stupidities is awesome! I read it all the time.

by Midna! July 20, 2009

dell computers

thee most POS computer you could EVER buy!! non-upgradable, non-compatable, non-good

Dude your getting a GATEWAY!!!!

by Viperlord February 27, 2003

apple computer

In the beginning Apple said, "Let there be home and educational computers and let them be totally proprietary and we shall make tons of money." And they were pretty good. Then IBM said, "Lets build some small business computers and make the achitecture completely open and lots of people will make lots of money and we'll create a whole industry." They were good, too. Then Apple said, "IBM is an evil empire. Apple computers are for the rest of us." All I have to say is IBM gave birth to Dell, Compaq, ATI, etc., etc., and (unfortunately) turned Microsoft into a real evil empire. What has Apple done except try to enrich themselves?

PC's for people who prefer exclusivity to practicality.

by Wonder Dog July 6, 2003