coffin dick

The condition that results after having unprotected sex with hesh ass girls.

"Yo brochief i totally fucked this bitch last night and woke up to find that bitch gave me that coffin dick"

by ibaphomet November 8, 2007

coffin

Refers to a can of chewing tobacco. A stereotypical coffin is full of death, as so is a can of chewing tobacco. But the word is used amongst chewers as a code so that they may talk about their tobacco with out any having to know.

"dude, i'm dyin right now...we need to get a coffin fast"

"Hey does anyone have a coffin?"

"what does it take for a man to get a coffin around here?"

by Please Use December 29, 2010

Mr. & Mrs. Coffin

The couple sitting next to you in the theater who coughs a lot while you are trying to watch the movie.

Hey, Mr. & Mrs. Coffin, I feel bad for you that you are coughing a lot, but, buy some cough medicine, or stay home and watch a video! You are annoying the Hell out of me, I can't concentrate on the movie (can you?), and I don't want your fricken cold or whatever it is!

by Ann Oydd, sitting next to you July 9, 2006

Y-Shaped Coffin

A term referring to a coffin specially made for a person who died with their legs spread wide. Such a person had presumably died during a sexual act and rigor mortis had set in before the victims legs could be closed.

Yeah, he's such a whore he'll be buried in a Y-shaped coffin.

by Juju and Tree man October 6, 2005

Combination diapering

Combination diapering is the process of using both cloth and disposable diapers in ones home. A combination of the two types of diapers.

Mrs. Smith always opted for combination diapering with her children when they were babies.

For the first several weeks after my children's birth, I chose combination diapering.

by Lorraine Jorgenson. February 11, 2007

Cunt Coffin

An insult for someone who's vagina is like a death trap.

Blair is such a cunt coffin

by BDawg30301 March 10, 2009

combine

1. A piece of farm equipment that harvests grain/corn/etc. The whole plant is cut down and the kernels are removed. The kernels are then stored in a tank, while other material, such as stalks, is deposited on the ground.
2. A metaphor used by Chief Bromdon in Kesey's One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest to describe the shaping influences in America. Media, government, authority figures, the social class system, citizens, greed, etc. shape members of American society; any individuals are chewed up until they are left naive and docile - certain qualities are kept, just like a combine in the field.

1. The combine erased the field of grain, leaving only straw on the ground and kernels in its storage tank.

2. The combine is a cause of the disapproval of American society from foreign perspectives.

by moose4 December 30, 2008