how come

Why, request for proferring preferred explanation

How come it's like that?

by Hercolena Oliver April 19, 2009

gary come home

a sad song from spongebob

Guy: Why are you crying?
Other Guy is listening to Gary Come Home

by arkusas October 2, 2016

Til The Cows Come Home

An indefinite amount of time; usually meant to convey forever, or eternity.

I'll love you til the cows come home

by Maneron January 21, 2011

The Night Man Cometh

The name of the play that Charlie Day writes in the television show It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. The play is written to try to win over the heart of a waitress played by Mary Elizabeth Ellis. At the end of the play, Charlie confesses that the whole play was about him and proposes to the waitress, only to be rejected. The Night Man Cometh is also the name of the episode.

Greg: Did you see the night man cometh?

Perry: Yeah, Charlie Day is a mess.

by CharlieDay February 1, 2009

What has my life come to?

That thought that runs through your mind as you are vigorously masturbating your micropenis to a weird hentai video or other obscene pornography, while your seven chins shine with all the sweat you have built up, that makes you stop stoking it and weep to yourself while contemplating suicide.

During his 7th j.o. session to incest tentacle hentai, in one day of course, Steve looked down at all his dirty plates, cum tissues, foreclosure notices, and shitty attempts at drawing his "waifu", and thought to himself "What has my life come to?" He then rocked back and forth in his underwear on the floor contemplating death the whole time before crying himself to sleep. Suicide depressed

by Lord Manatee July 19, 2017

Come home

The time in a man's life when he realizes he must shave his receding hairline

It's time for Lebron James to come home and put that hairline out of it's misery

by Lameric March 22, 2017

Colette

Colette is a one-of-a-kind person. She is effortlessly flawless and takes your breath away with every movement. She is sunshine on a rainy day, she is the cool breeze in the summer, she is the touch of big soft blankets, and the feeling of big warm hugs. Not only is Colette drop-dead gorgeous, she is also one of the kindest, most loyal, funny, and talented people you will ever meet. A Colette has big soulful brown eyes that will make you fall in love with her at first sight; and, you'll fall deeper and deeper with every passing day after. Even a Colette has problems, she can be hard to get to know on a deeper level and usually has no idea how amazing she really is. If you ever meet a Colette, give her the world and hold on to her as long as you can, you may not find one again.

1. Henry: Who is THAT?! She is GORGEOUS.

Tessa: I have no idea, but I'm in love. Look at her, she must be a Colette.

2. Person1: *choking. forgets how to breathe*

Person2: Woah man are you okay? Do you need help?

Person1: No, no, no I think I'm okay. Colette just showed up, that's all.

by ur the best, ur amazing, hbd August 24, 2018