come-uppance

A punishment you deserve for doing a bad thing

You're a cheating git.
One day you're going to get your come-uppance.

by Cristian Pavel June 14, 2007

Come Dancing

The name given to the weakening of the knees when reaching climax standing up. Wankers' Rickets.

"I were givin' aar lass a good un' against the wall when we got oot o'th' club an' I nearly fell over when I shot my load! She just said 'aah well love, we did come dancin'!!"

by Niall Brady January 8, 2003

come to fruition

A term used by the comedian Dane Cook as a polite use for the act of ejaculating.

Jack: I saw a hot chick the other day, and I wanted to come to fruition all over her.

Dave: Haha i bet you did!!

by J to the gangsta G skillet August 26, 2010

come dodger

term used for when a girl gives you head (blow job) but refuses to swallow your man-fat. where the antonym would be a 'come guzzler' (girl who loves drinking down your spunk).

mike: bro, last night stephanie gave me a blow job but she wouldn't swallow my wad
steve: shit dude, your girl is a come dodger!
mike: yeah, guess i need to find myself a come guzzler like yours!

by hugh garse July 10, 2006

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by allllll June 23, 2004

Come Up

To snag someone who is more attractive, more successful, and/or richer than you.

Stacy was just a bartender at Applebee's when she met that basketball player. She snagged the ultimate come up.

by Sidewinder01 September 19, 2012

The Fog is Coming.

T ̙̖̝̰͔͉̱̝̲̼̤̈́ḩ̶̛̛̲͓͖͕͉͍̟̣̙̦̼̀̓̋͒̄̅̒ͅͅę̶̺̹͎̩̟̲͎̦̺̜̦̣̜͗́̓̀͒ ̴͎̲̭̺̲̙̒̽̋̽̑̆̓̕f ̫͍̯̥̞̽͐̈o̵͙̲̙͚̗͚͗g ̧͙͖̼̮̄̾́͒̀́̎̎̈́̍ ̵̛̤̪͓̲͑̈́̈́͂͂̍̚͝ͅi̴͎͚̪̫̤̼͊s ̨̨͈̺̝̘̲͇̱̻̣̒̄̀̑̊̿̔̏́́̽̔͗̌ ̧̤́̀̒͐̽̀̇̕͘͘͝c̴̼͔͑͆̐̽͂͐̽̅̕͠o̵̬̝͇̻͓̳̥͔̪̊̌ͅm̶̨̦̖̰͈̮̖̘͇̀͜͠ͅi ̨̡̥̙̘̲̝̭̙͎̗̩̋̀̈́̅̎̿̍̋͌͋n̶̛̙͓̺̦͚̜͎̹̥̮̖̝̐̒͛̃̑̃̋͒͂̏̕͠ǵ̴͈͎͎͕̦͈̭͎̙͙̤̗͔̪̃̿̈́̓͗̓͘. ̨̟͙̰͓̬̩͌͗͋͛͐̀̂̓͌̿̓̕ ̫͈̠̲̭̲͇̮̗̀͊̀̓͂͊̏̈́̔̾̄̒̎L̵̨̨̞̹͉͉̦̣̺̃̍̔̾̋͑̇̑̂͗̾̆͋̿ě̶̢͕̭̯̭͔͙͔̀̋̓͒̆͆͒̚̕͘t̶̨̖̫͕̭̬̩̣̱̥̅̊͊́͑̓̃̐͝ ̭̏̓̄̃͊̎̎̈̍̏͘i ̢̛̝̣̟̙̜̣͍̙̾̓̂͗́̀̌̑́t̶̞͓̳̱̣̫̰͙̹͐̈́̀̍̉͋̂͒̔͘͝͠ ̳̃͊c ͖͕̠̫͉͔̻͛̿̄̆̃̓̍̐ͅo ͚͍̣̗̼̻̝̪̼̺̱̭̝̻̮̾͌̍̃̊̓̇̍͠n ̳̠̠́̒̍̓̃̾s ̧̡̡͇̪͕̳͌̑̾͌͆̆̐͛͜͠u ͎̳͓͇̝̣̲̲̪̹̫̩̮͘m ̧̙̤̠̩̦͖̦̈͑͛́͒̓͛́̂̽̇͘͝ḙ̴̙͗̈́̓̉̑́̅̉̀ ̛͎͔̮͎͊̀̇̈́̓̍̊̃͑͊̋͠ỵ̶̢̡̼̥̤̽͌̅͐͝ó̴̢̦̥̼̲̞̼̹u̵̡͚̎̀. ̡̛̻̳̝̥̩̙̮̻̫̩̌̀̒̌͊͆̽͆̀̈̃͘ ̵̺̻̻̍̔͊Ý̵̨͙͈̰̯̠̭̲̲͚̗̰̗̤̙̔̀̂͑̄͒̆͊̚̕ǫ̶̛̛͙̯͚͉̘̲̰̪̗̗̼̬̺̅̈́͐̊̑̔̅͋̎̒̽̕ṵ̵̢͙͓̟͎̪̱̗͔͕͎̥̈̈́̊̚͜͝ͅ ̵̡̢̡̫̥̲̣͚͙̳͌̉̔͘͝ͅͅw̴̡̛̹̿͊̾̒̌̌̋͊̀͆͘i̴̧̟͍̯̪̼̙̟̞̙͛̆̾̇͌̈́͘͠͝ĺ̴̝̼̹̣̬̳̹̘l ̛̛̹̒̂̐͑͛͒ ̵̭̞͔͋͂̆̅̑b̴̧͇̭͙͒͒͑̃̎͒͋̂͗͑͒͠e̵̥̪͂̊̈́͂͘ ̴̛̛̬̦̝̑̆̏̽̆̆̈́̒̀̓̑̍͜͝a ̧̟̗̯͚̺̭̬̪̝̟̤͒͑̀̋̕͜͠͝͝t ̰̌͌̎͑̑̉̿́̕ ̴̡̡̖̞̲̭̘̺͚̮͍̂́̊̅̔̅́͊̿ͅp̵̧̧̨̜̖̥̠̣̺̖̣̒͐̆̍̈́͑̔͜è̶̬̳̯̗̬̬͔̜̭̪͇̮̼̳̎̈́̊͌̂͊̿̊ã̴̡̤̮͚̖̥̜̈́̑́̀̌̎̿̓̓̎͛̈́c ̼̀͐͋̇̐̿͘e ̧̢͚̹̱͔̱͍͙̂̀́̈̋̎̀̎̽͝͠.̶͖̃̍̃̐́̀̈́͑̃̓͊͊̋͌̕

Person 1: Hey dude!

"Person" 2: The fog is coming. The fog is coming. The fog is coming. The fog is coming. The fog is coming. The fog is coming.

Person 1: I really need to stop talking to you.

by [BIG SHOT] May 29, 2022