Future Cock Block

Future Cock Block (FCB) is a term used when another male tells a perspective female something that will forever destroy his chances with said woman. Anytime in the future when the man tries to hook up with the woman, he will be denied.

"Dude, I told Jackie you slept with some random fattie. She has a b/f now, but if she's ever available, I think I've future cock blocked you."

by Recipient of a FCB January 29, 2009

Cock Block bitch

One who prevents someone from sexually scoring on them.

Emily was with taylor, and taylor went for some action, and emily cock block bitched his cock.

by dfghdfghdfgdfgdfgdfgfg April 08, 2010

Mormon Cock Block

Right before you stick your dick in a young man wearing a white shirt and a black tie and pants walks in and slaps your dick with the Book of Mormon

I just got Mormon Cock Blocked last night, and my dick is still sore

by losers_is_me July 06, 2019

philosophical cock block

When you've come up with a great idea only to realize someone else came up with it before you

"I was about to post my definition for masturbae when I found out that someone else already created one. What a philosophical cock block!"

by Dr. Dob Doblinson March 17, 2015

Car cock blocked

When you're trying to speed on the highway and some asshole blocks your lane driving at or under the speed limit when they don't have to. Especially frustrating when the road is completely traffic free except for the guy ahead of you

Driver: Fuck!

Passenger: What?

Driver: I'm trying to get to class on time but this mook just cut me off going way too slow

Passenger: You just got car cock blocked

Driver: Feels bad man

by mr.snruB November 12, 2010

Community Cock-Block

1. Multiple males in the friend zone of the target female ban together to cock block any guy from attaining what they could not; this strategic collaboration is implemented by taking up her time with friend zone activities.

ex:

Charlie: "Bro, invite Jenny to go rock climbing with us tomorrow"

Miguel: "Why?"

Charlie: "The guy she told us about is texting her again, fuck that guy. Lets run a Community Cock-block."

Miguel: "Put me in coach"

by RX Absolut March 31, 2013

cock blocking the party

The act of killing the vibe of a party or event.

"Dude, the police sure were cock blocking the party at Mardi Gras this year."

by EveryManAKing February 09, 2010