coconut head

Someone who is zany, silly, kooky.

My best buddy and I are a couple of coconut heads

by Lydia M. May 21, 2005

Coconut Water

Hip people are drinking coconut water as a natural energy drink.

Sadly, claims of great health benefits are unfounded!

Coconut water tastes like dishwater mixed with Fresca.

by quesondriac November 26, 2013

Coconut Crack

A hairy-ass crack, usually seen when a someone has low rise pants or a needs a belt.

Dude, I thought Stacy was hot till I saw her coconut crack last night

by anal cookie March 21, 2009

Coconut Freud

the sexual practice that occurs when a man, upon achieving orgasm, ejaculates into the facial hair of his partner.

I was expecting Hugo to cum in my mouth, but instead he made my beard all messy by giving me a Coconut Freud!

by Pattycakes! February 8, 2007

coconut head

someone usually of black ethnicity with a very coconut looking head, usually if balled, the head will look like a dark shiny oval a lot like a coconut

wtf Jerome! lol, you got a coconut head!

by eiofjhewfrewl September 28, 2008

COCONUT PANTIES

coconut panties are panties that have evidence of sex on them.

when she came home she threw away her coconut panties, so her boyfriend would not know she had sex with someone else.

by moonrider February 24, 2009

Coconut Mall

The act of breaking in a mall or shop with a car, often trying to escape the police. A failed attempt can be seen in the Blues Brothers movies. Inspired by the homonymous circuit from Mario Kart Wii.

Anthony and Jim tried a Coconut Mall to get away with the money last night, but eventually they were caught.

by cicoleo March 28, 2020