corn on the cob 

when a guy pulls his dick out and a girl holds the dick with her mouth while he urinates

billy pulled out his wang and jill corn on the cob'd it and gave becky a golden shower

corn on the cob by joe cabbagepatch June 28, 2004

corn on a cob

a corn on a stic

i like corn on a cob
you suc it

no

corn on a cob by corn on a cob suc December 14, 2016

Porn on the Cob 

When a corncob is used to improvise a sexual act, when you do not have/or have used up any sexual toys eg dildo. Naturally during a sex scene in a pornographic movie.

Person #1: Got the dildo?
Person #2: No, we're gonna have to use a Porn on the Cob
Person #1: Aww, okay...

Porn on the Cob by CaptainSweetCorn May 9, 2018

putting the corn back on the cob

While having anal sex with a woman, you pull out to discover there is a piece of undigested corn on your dick.

I was at a party on the week-end and this cougar totally wanted my dick in her ass. About half way through I pulled out to change positions and realized we were totally putting the corn back on the cob. In the interest of fairness I asked her eat the leftovers. That was awesome!

putting the corn back on the cob by Antichristian6669 February 24, 2012

Bust off a cob 

To excrete fecal matter from one's rectum.

Can't talk now, gotta go bust off a cob.

Bust off a cob by ElectricalGenius November 14, 2010

Corning on the cob 

When the penis is too big to fit inbetween someone's asscheeks or pussy flaps, so they have to sit on top of it like they would a horse, and slide up and down.

Joel: What the fuck are you doing, Courtney?!
Courtney: I'm corning on the cob, Joel!

*both laugh*

Corning on the cob by Jakercut August 18, 2016

Corn on the Cob 

a mans penis covered in sores & bumps

he/him/they: hey baby, you wanna get outta here?
she/her/they: ew, i don’t want anything to do with your corn on the cob!

Corn on the Cob by jeremyhope52 February 23, 2021