Clintoris

an asswipe who thinks they are the king of the world. Generally a bottom dweller in all meanings of the sense. Likes to kissass, lickass, etc. Commonly found hanging around the throne of those "higher up". Annoying and hard to get rid of. However, best pest control is hard work.

The intern for the famous conductor is such a Clintoris.

by Juni-anita December 11, 2007

cliterati

A derogatory term for women's reading groups or for feminist authors.

Is that by Camille Paglia? Oh, you haven't joined the cliterati have you?

by londonmark September 16, 2003

blue cliterous

when a womans overies become infected with black peoples sperm and the form a geto in the womens overies and start shooting at mexians that jump over the border

my bitches blue cliterous fomed black people

by tittly master5000 October 23, 2011

Stage Five Clinger

An enormous shit that gets stuck in your ass hair and won't let go.

Hey man, come give me a hand! I have a stage five clinger!

by Ballistic01 March 1, 2009

stage 7 clinger

A woman with whom one is having an affair with who is so unused to intense bouts of passionate love making that she begins to confuse the nature of the relationship with one of emotional attachment; she in turn begins acting as if one is an emotional replacement for her husband, and becomes an unshakable psycho.

::After sex::

Him: Wow that was awesome sex. I really enjoy having casual sex with you, this person to whom I am not married.

Her: I love you. Would you like to have a picnic tomorrow? We can go shopping. My husband doesn't ever want to do anything with me anymore. Your eyes are so beautiful. Can I call you sweets?

Him: Oh my god you're turning into a stage 7 clinger. Get away from me you bleeding cunt monster before your vaginal psychosis ruins my life. We have sex because I enjoy fornicating with your mouth as if it were an anus or a vagina. I don't have any respect for you. Die.

Her: Love you sweety

by Crack Rock Slinger May 8, 2011

Cliterally

the combination of the words 'clearly' and 'literally'
Cliterally.

For people who misuse the word literally, like "I literally just died."

Cliterally I'm awesome!

by NR.RISE March 27, 2010

Clintrod

1a. (adj.) Used to describe the feeling after the penis ejaculates.

2a. (n) A wooden (or other material) pole used to find the depth of ones personal well.

3a. (n) A person who feels the need to test how much slander is needed to piss off a Microsoft CEO.

1b. My Clintrod penis is now fully abused and to touch it again would be un-imaginable.

2b. Just let me get my Clintrod for this here well, which is oddly small.

3b. CEO - Did you see how that man treated me? Only a fucking Clintrod could have done this to a CEO of Microsoft

by Cody F. October 26, 2006